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I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok
I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what can i say
Well you just laughed it off it was all ok

And we'll all float on ok
Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam
It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand
Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands
Good news will work its way to all them plans
We both got fired on the exactly the same day
Well, we'll float on good news is on the way.

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My Blog

Fun With Call Centres

As a seasoned "cold caller", and someone who's actually had training in how to do it, and does it well (I'd be poor and jobless otherwise), I grab each call from a call centre with both hands, and enj...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:10:00 GMT

My terrifying dream

So there I was leaving work last night, when I realised that Kate Eldridge was standing outside waiting for me with a banner saying "stop the torture". Clearly, I was intrigued, so discussed what was ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:31:00 GMT

2007

It's taken me a while, but here, have a ham-fisted review of 2007, much like the one I did for the year before. I think that year was called 2006, but I'll go back and check. Forsooth; Was surrounded ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:51:00 GMT

"Your mum"

Moss says:catherine tate is dreadfulAndrew says:i'm campaigning for her deathMoss says:my mum is funnierAndrew says:your mum IS funnierMoss says:your mum is sexierAndrew says:my mum ate my shitMoss sa...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:52:00 GMT

Children are going mad....

I've just been reading through a book my dad made of his pupils scribbles which are meant to look like balls of string, with the comments of the pupils underneath; and it is fucking WEIRD. Seriously, ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:41:00 GMT

2006

Due to boredom and/or the fact that I'm listening to quite reflective music, I decided to try and brainstorm this years activities. Henceforth... Listened to James Blunt whilst going through Amsterdam...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:28:00 GMT

My imminent nervous breakdown

Hello one and all. Due to my immense boredom, and a sort of pseudo-emo-cum-dementia-cum-intrusive-thingy, I'm intrigued as to whether or not people read or respond to these things. Hence, this, stolen...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:06:00 GMT

Creamfields

So now Im finally able to write nonsense for longer than twenty seconds, I thought that, at least for the sake of my own memory, I should write down what happened at Creamfields. I only decided to go ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:18:00 GMT

Ambitions

I've decided.This is all I want in life.
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 22:09:00 GMT