Fun With Call Centres | 
As a seasoned "cold caller", and someone who's actually had training in how to do it, and does it well (I'd be poor and jobless otherwise), I grab each call from a call centre with both hands, and enj... Posted by  on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:10:00 GMT | 
My terrifying dream | 
So there I was leaving work last night, when I realised that Kate Eldridge was standing outside waiting for me with a banner saying "stop the torture". Clearly, I was intrigued, so discussed what was ... Posted by  on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:31:00 GMT | 
2007 | 
It's taken me a while, but here, have a ham-fisted review of 2007, much like the one I did for the year before. I think that year was called 2006, but I'll go back and check. Forsooth;
Was surrounded ... Posted by  on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:51:00 GMT | 
"Your mum" | 
Moss says:catherine tate is dreadfulAndrew says:i'm campaigning for her deathMoss says:my mum is funnierAndrew says:your mum IS funnierMoss says:your mum is sexierAndrew says:my mum ate my shitMoss sa... Posted by  on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:52:00 GMT | 
Children are going mad.... | 
I've just been reading through a book my dad made of his pupils scribbles which are meant to look like balls of string, with the comments of the pupils underneath; and it is fucking WEIRD. Seriously, ... Posted by  on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:41:00 GMT | 
2006 | 
Due to boredom and/or the fact that I'm listening to quite reflective music, I decided to try and brainstorm this years activities. Henceforth... Listened to James Blunt whilst going through Amsterdam... Posted by  on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:28:00 GMT | 
My imminent nervous breakdown | 
Hello one and all. Due to my immense boredom, and a sort of pseudo-emo-cum-dementia-cum-intrusive-thingy, I'm intrigued as to whether or not people read or respond to these things. Hence, this, stolen... Posted by  on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:06:00 GMT | 
Creamfields | 
So now Im finally able to write nonsense for longer than twenty seconds, I thought that, at least for the sake of my own memory, I should write down what happened at Creamfields. I only decided to go ... Posted by  on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:18:00 GMT | 
Ambitions | 
I've decided.This is all I want in life. Posted by  on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 22:09:00 GMT |