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About Me

Available Now! $10 myspacecom/baobobtreepress or baobobtree press.com I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

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andy kaufman & ed wood & werner herzogWed Night Poetry Open Mic's at the Burnt Toast. Sign up at 8:00.Burnt Toast 1235 Pennsylvania Ave Boulder, CO ________ Order books directly from Baobob. We've got paypal now! No, I am not fucking with you! It's true! Go to myspace.com/baobobtreepress or baobobtreepress.com Submit to Illiterate! illiteratemagazine.com

My Blog

To The Cunts Who Killed Kennedy

Ode To Dateline/48 Hour Mystery ShowsIts illegal to shotguna beer on televisionbut you can shotgun          your dumb brother-in-lawas long as youve got a witnessto confirm he was trespassing       ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:05:00 GMT

Dear Poetry Assignment,

I'm writing this weekly poetry blog for Illiterate Magazine. Brand new every Wed. And shit. This is Wed. This week I've posted an assignment blog. Go over and check it out. Then complete the poetry as...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:02:00 GMT

Illiterate Website Release Party Thursday Night!

For Immediate Release: February 12, 2009 ill Affair & illiterate Website Release Party at RedLineRedLine (2350 Arapahoe st)5:30p.m.-2:00a.m18+On Thursday February 12th illiterate magazine and Redline ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:50:00 GMT

It's On Random!

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tag...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:15:00 GMT

The Apocalpyse Is Coming!!!

Literally.Available in book stores soon. Or order one direct from Baobob Tree Press  [email protected]. $20. 216 Pages. 26 Poets. Includes 16 track CD.  
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 16:29:00 GMT

If Love Will Be The Death Of Me

If Love Will Be The Death Of MeIf Love will be the death of methan I'm the death of LoveI will take down my killerwith both arms preternaturally flailingand a somewhat at times chillingly under-abunda...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:59:00 GMT

Aquariums, NY

Aquariums, NY   Between the orgyof yellow sunlight      and      brown coffinsbugs beat the living shitout of each otherand then spend the next s...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:51:00 GMT

Make Believe Fire Pt 3

(continued experiments in using Karl Rove fear based campaign tactics against the GOP)Did You KnowThe real John McCain died two months ago from complications arising from an undiagnosed venereal infec...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:39:00 GMT

Make Believe Fire Part 2

(continued experiments in using Karl Rove fear based campaign tactics against the GOP)Did You Know?Sarah Palin has tiny teeth between her toes, razor sharp teeth which she uses to eat cheeseburgers an...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:34:00 GMT

Only One More Open Mic Before The Election!

Wed Night at the Burnt Toast: The Last Wed Before The Election and Halloween Open Mic! Free Door Prize Stuff! Final Recipes For The Apocalypse Campaign Coverage Editions, Free! Sign up at 8. Wear a co...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 12:20:00 GMT