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Fictitious Smurf

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About Me

*sings VERY LOUDLY* TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BAT! HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU'RE AT! FLYING IN THE SKY SO HIGH, LIKE A BAT UP IN THE SKY!!!
Create your own friendquiz here*stops singing for a moment, thinks, then an "enlightened look comes across her face**begins to sing again, in a not so loud voice*I'ma little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my...*stops abruptly* AAAWWWW SSHHIIIITTT.... I'ma sugar pot:'(
Name: Erin Shuey... Joie Adele.. Mama...
Birthdate: January 19
Birthplace: Little Rock, AR, USA
Current Location: Vlissingen, Zeeland, Netherlands
Eye Color: green most days, occasionally blue, and gray on off days
Hair Color: black, blonde, and a hint of purple
Height: 5foot/1.5m
Weight: blech.. less that before, more than I want
Piercings: nipple, eyebrow... and ears
Tatoos: none.. yet... there will come a day
Overused Phraze: "Oh POSH!"
FAVORITES
Food: Tortellini Alfredo with Chicken and Broccoli
Candy: Blue peanut M&M's (when they all taste the same, color matters!)
Number: 13
Color: purple
Animal: Lion
Drink: Cola
Alcohol Drink: Smurf/Stinger/Flaming Blue Fuck, not that I drink often...
Bagel: mm.. Bagels! Some one send me some!
Letter: L
Body Part on Opposite sex: neck
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: eww! but if I must choose, McD's, it's closest
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry.. dipped in chocolate, with a dallop of whipped cream
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla with chocolate chunks
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: HUG!
Dog or Cat: cat
Rap or Punk: neither! Where's my death metal?!?!
Summer or Winter: Winter... you can pile on layer upon layer to get warm.. but you can only get so naked to cool off
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both.. scary with a funny twist.. that would be cool
Love or Money: Love... what's money without love?
YOUR...
Bedtime: meh... when I start nodding off behind my comp
Most Missed Memory: acting my age... I hate growing up
Best phyiscal feature: eyes
First Thought Waking Up: oh goodness Ales.. the sun is still asleep.. YOU SHOULD BE TOO!
Goal for this year: hmm.. dunno
Best Friends: to define one as a best friend excludes the others (in other words.. no friends close enough to call a best friend)
Weakness: people knowing I'm weak
Fears: being alone.. and being with a large amount of people I don't know
Heritage: good ol' American mutt!
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: well.. ye..
Ever Smoked: smoked what? but I'm thinkin the answer is yes here as well
Pot: heh.. there it is, C'mon! American in Holland! IT'S LEGAL HERE!
Ever been Drunk: not that I recall
Ever been beaten up: only by myslef
Ever beaten someone up: only myself
Ever Skinny Dipped: mm... fun!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: any
Favorite Hair Color: dark blonde/light brown
Short or Long: long... short.. whatever suits them
Height: taller than me.. not so hard to do
Style: ya know.. comfortable...
Looks or Personality: a little of both.. you can love a personality, but if you're not physically attracted.. there's no point
Hot or Cute cute.. then I don't have to fight off the women
Drugs and Alcohol: blech
Muscular or Really Skinny: how about a happy medium?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: regret is a waste of perfect happiness
What country do you want to Visit: all of them!
How do you want to Die: peacefull, happy...
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Get along with your Parents: ye, now I do
Health Freak: I have my moments
Do you think your Attractive: you kiddin?!?! I know I am!
Believe in Yourself: most days
Want to go to College: am in college
Do you Smoke: didn't I already answer this? yes.. I do.. bad mama.. baaad mama!
Do you Drink: not often enough to say yes
Shower Daily: *nod* most days:P
Been in Love: in love.. that's hard to define
Do you Sing: in the shower, not publically anymore
Want to get Married: some day.. maybe.. eventually
Do you want Children: have a kid.. one more and I'll be set
Have your future kids names planned out: had them, didn't use them.. not doing it again
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: erm.. no?
Hate anyone: hate is far too powerful a word to use against any person
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You Are 64% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
[HAVE YOU EVER..]
been kissed.. mm.. I dream of your kisses
lied to a friend.. yes... shameful innit
dyed ur hair lol... do you really think it comes naturally in 2 colors?
dressed punk some would say I dress that way every day
kissed a girl mmm... girls have the yummiest lips
saw something u didnt want to eww! yeah....
danced in the rain I love dancing in the rain... brings back good memories
lied to ur parents who hasn't?
went barefoot in the snow mm... every one should do that at least once in their lives
played hockey both street and ice... I sucked
made ur own clothes yeah... didn't last too long tho...
[IN THE LAST 24 HOURS..]
got in a fite naa
took a shower yep
gave a dirty look to someone yeh... Rein's mum
cried=( not in the last 24 hours
did a cartwheel yeah right... not with my knee
went to school nope.. IT'S WEEKEND!
shopped yep
danced yep... to Killing Me
got sick mm.. naa
did something u regret naa
discovered something new not really
[IN SCHOOL YOU...]
run to class because ur always late naa.. never run, and if I'm more than 10 minutes late, I just don't go
act perfect act nothin! I AMMM perfect!
act hyper umm... no?
are a nerd dweeb, maybe.. but not a nerd
in band?? not anymore
[RIGHT NOW UR..]
in ur pjs yep
drinkin cola
listening to music life's background music
watching a movie naa
iming someone nope
talkin on the fone nope
eating nope
[CLOTHES..]
hot topic or abercrombie and fitch hot topic
thongs or briefs thongs
boxers anyone?!?! fuck yeah!
sweatpants or jeans jeans
longsleeved shirts or short sleeve longsleeved
tube tops or tanks tube tops (c'mon... I got tits, gotta show em off!)
[CURRENTLY .. ]
current clothes bright orange velvet sweat set
current mood bleh
current music life's background music
current taste mmm...
current make-up none atm
current thing I ought to be doing mm.. tellin Alex to clean his play room
[ LAST PERSON .. ]
you hugged Alex... he just walked into the room and gave me one
yelled at Alex... cause he wouldn't listen
IMed. Scott
you touched Alex
[ EiTHER/0R .. ]
coffee or hot chocolate hot chocolate
big or little hmm... so hard to decide
lace or satin satin
new or old new
vogue or cosmopolitan blech!
skirt or dress skirt
wool or cotton cotton
[DO YOU..]
put on a "front" not that I know of
have a crush on someone several, actually
if u got a tatoo where wud u get it well.. one on my ankle, one on my back, and one right between ma tits
[RANDOM QUESTiONS..]
waht is the online symbol u use the most online symbol? umm....?
u have a boyfriend or girlfiend both, actually
who's hotter, Josh Hartnett or Chad Michael Murray who?
what was the last thing you said BLEEE!!!! THE KITTIES HAVE BEEN BORN!!!!
who would u want to be stuck in an elevator with hmm... you?
do you like stickers I love stickers
do u play with mad libs wen ur bored no... I play "bad libs"
are you suicidal if I were suicidal.. would I still be here?
is your window open no... it's chilly out
what was the last pair of shoes you bought umm.. Alex's new tennies
do you have a little brother yeah.. I do
does he draw you cute pictures no... he's not that little
where do your grandparents live far far away
what do you think of when you hear the word click ding......... dong!
are you a moron of course
do you like trampolines mmhmmmm
have u ever accidentally sucked something up in the vacuum well.. who hasn't?
did you see American Pie 2 I think so...
do you cut yourself *shivers* ewww... no
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BLACK
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My Interests

ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING! How will you ever know if you like me if you judge me on my interests?
You Have Your PhD in Men
You understand men almost better than anyone.
You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.
Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful. How Well Do You Understand Men?
How evil are you?
[Marital Status] umm.... taken.. I think
[Shoe size] really small... 6.5
[Parents still together] naa... they haven't been since I was a baby
[Siblings] 3 brothers, 3 sisters
[Pets] a bird... and a KITTEN!!!
FAVORITES
[Color] purple
[Number] 13
[Animal] rat
[Drinks] it's a tie.. between Smurf and Stinger
[Soda] Cola
[Book] thief of time
[Flower] snow drop
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] lol.. yeah... it's the only way I can have fun with it since my bf says I can't cut it
[Twirl your hair?] hmm... when I'm not thinkin bout it.. yeah
[Have tattoos?] not yet
[Have Piercings?] a couple
[Cheat on tests/homework?] moi!?!?! don't be absurd
[Drink/Smoke?] meh/ yeah.. I know.. I'ma hypocrit... DON'T FRIGGIN SMOKE! IT SUCKS!
[Like roller coasters?] oh ma god! I love Roller Coasters!!!!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] some days, I wish I could live closer to you...
[Want more piercings?] yeah
[Like cleaning?] I don't like to clean... and because of that I only clean when I'm really pissed off...
[Write in cursive or print?] umm.... a cursivey-print?
[Own a web cam?] yeh, and no.. you can't see me...
[Know how to drive?] at least... that's what the little piece of plastid in my wallet says
[Own a cell phone?] several actually... only one in use tho
[Ever get off the damn computer?] never... why would I do something like that?
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] not that I recall
[Considered a life of crime?] naa... crime doesn't suit me
[Considered being a hooker?] a hooker.. no.. a high class call girl.. now that, I've considered
[Lied to someone?] several people *shhhhh* don't tell
[Been in love?] over and over and over again
[Made out with JUST a friend?] meh.. yeh
[Been in lust?] almost constantly experiencing lust
[Used someone] not intentionally, but yeh
[Been used?] who hasn't at some point in time
[Been cheated on?] yeh... but didn't bother me so much.. Karma's a bitch, ya know
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] way back when I was bite-sized.. I did it for shits and giggles... haven't done it since I was 8 tho
[Stolen anything?] yeh... don't have them anymore, and feel kinda guilty for it
[Held a gun] NEVER! Save for in game.. but I don't think that really counts
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] bright orange velvet sweat set...
[Current mood] tired
[Current taste] cola
[What you currently smell like] umm... sex
[Current hair] black, blonde and messed up
[Current thing I ought to be doing] hmmm... cleaning my house.. as always
[Current cd in stereo] no stereo, no cd, but when Scott comes out with one, I'll go buy a stereo just for his cd!
[Last book you read] Thief of Time
[Last movie you saw] Ghostrider
[Last thing you ate] macaroni
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Reinoud
[Do drugs?] naa.. not really
[Believe there is life on other planets?] of course.. how else did we get here?
&..39;Remember your first love?] ' not really
[Still love him/her?] dunno
[Read the newspaper?] naa... that's boring
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] well.. DUH!
[Believe in miracles?] somedays
[Do well in school?] well enough, I s'pose
[Wear hats]
[Hate yourself?] naa...
[Have an obsession?] yeh.. can't remember what it was, but yeh!
[Collect anything?] naa... nothin other than trash on my desktop
[Have a best friend?] yeh... a blank piece of paper that beckons to me...
[Close friends?] craploads of those
[Like your handwriting?] meh.. some days
[Care about looks] on me.. no... on you.. yeh
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] golly.. not a clue
[First kiss] James...
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] hell naa
[Do you believe in "the one?"] na
[Are you a tease?] fuck yeah!
[Too shy to make the first move?] not if you get enough in me...
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] most definately
[Bitch/Asshole] can be, but so can the rest of you
[sarcastic] somewhat
[Angel] but of course
[Devil] naturally
[Shy] lol!
[Talkative] too much so, I'm sure

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I'd like to meet:

Anybody interesting! I love to talk and learn new things!

Music:

I go from "Soul-eating-death-music"(Emperor) to Childrens songs(Veggie Tales, Kenny Loggins, and of course..Steve Lee) I like anythign witha nice rythemCheck out this show!

Movies:

Today my two favorites are Shrek and Shrek 2, tomorrow it might be the Aliens set, or the MIB set...you never know

Television:

right now it's mostly cartoon netowrk, for my baby boy, but I'm a loyal fan of NCIS and CSI... so, obviously, I watch those religiously

Books:

Not reading any right now, but I like the ones that give me nightmares:D

Heroes:

*sings*Hush little baby, don't saya word, momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird. And if that mocking bird won't sing, MOMMA'S GONNA KICK IT'S ASS!

My Blog

OH NO!!! I'VE BEEN TAGGED!!! I'll never forgive you Sunshine!

The Rules: 1.) Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves. 2.) People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. 3.) At the en...
Posted by Fictitious Smurf on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST

LIF E IS SHORT! PLAY NAKED!

Life is short, live it largeDance to my own beat.Drivin through town, lookin around,who knew life could be so sweet?There you are,All alone,Starin back at me.I feel like somethinghas just begun, leavi...
Posted by Fictitious Smurf on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

Slap me with a splintered ruler

sometimes I just want to scream!  Ok, so it's been a while, and I have a decent excuse... life has been TOTAL SHIT!  The government has put us 500 in the min, and we're still trying to recov...
Posted by Fictitious Smurf on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:24:00 PST

What am I to do without you?

I see your face in my dreams... I hear your voice in thoughts.I can't get you out of my head, and will never know the true you. I want to hold you closeWant to feel year heartbeatand listen to you bre...
Posted by Fictitious Smurf on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:05:00 PST

AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Have you ever had one of those days that just pisses you off?  I just had one... First I find out at 12:30 that my meeting has been moved to 1.00 instead of the normal 2.45.. well that's just shi...
Posted by Fictitious Smurf on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:46:00 PST

mmmm......

I long for the feel of your lingering touch the feel of your lips against mine, the pounding of your heart when I hold you close To sense your emotions and know you......
Posted by Fictitious Smurf on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:22:00 PST

ouch

That hurt... I can't believe it... You talk about me behind my back.. and not just talk, but tell horrible tales about shit you don't know... For your information.. I am a good driver.. even after 2 y...
Posted by Fictitious Smurf on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:04:00 PST

*sings* A B C D... aw hell.. you know how it goes!

Yeah, I stole it from some one.. so bite me;)   [A is for age:] 21[B is for beer of choice:] beer?  BLEH![C is for career:] Dream carreer? baker, now career? photographer[D is for ...
Posted by Fictitious Smurf on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:07:00 PST

just one of those days

I gave him the bird as he walked towards me... before he could protest I simply told him, "not today, fuck off".... Straight and to the point...the "she" walked up... hand in front of her face as she ...
Posted by Fictitious Smurf on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:52:00 PST

Transcript of Mayor Rocky Anderson's speech

Transcript of Mayor Rocky Anderson's speech Salt Lake Tribune Editor's Note: Remarks appear as prepared in advance and differ slightly from those delivered. Washington Square Salt Lake City, Utah...
Posted by Fictitious Smurf on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:38:00 PST