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Guyford

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About Me

I AM GUY, YEP THATS MY NAME BITCH. I LOVE MY FAMILY I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE MY MOM. CALL ME UP AND LETS GO GET DRUNK! HA. PEACE OUT.NEW MYSPACE LAYOUTS! **click here** for new layouts!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Not really anyone I'd like to meet. It'd be cool to meet Orson Welles. Not really sure of anyone else. Sarah Michelle Gellar could be cool...really cool.

My Blog

Twitterpated...

...NOT!Okay, you all knew it was coming, and I finally believe I'm in the right mindset to tackle this subject.  No.  It's not the recession.  Or the fact that old people in pooh denim skirts is just ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 13:41:00 GMT

3rd Rock From the Sun

No, I'm not talking about the amazing show starring John Lithgow, I'm talking about Earth.  Planet Earth to be more exact.  Never has a concept for a show been so boring.  It's Earth.  We all live her...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:41:00 GMT

Work Meetings

Okay, so it's 1:25am and I should probably be in bed getting rest for my meeting at work in the morning, but instead, I am sitting here pondering the existence of the work meeting in this economy.  Wh...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:27:00 GMT

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Eighty years ago, Ingvar Kamprad, a Swedish farmer, opened a small store selling farm supplies, and Christmas cards. This store was IKEA. For those of you wondering, this is just a short story for al...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:29:00 GMT

Fundraisers

Well all remember those little catelogs we got in middle school. The ones with the chocolate bunnies, the peanut butter cups, and the wrapping paper. (Why anyone would buy wrapping paper out of a...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:20:00 GMT

Free

Recently, I accompanied a friend to the post office to get some stamps.  After spending 40 cents to get a stamp, we wondered why the hell do we have to pay for stamps.  We want to mail a let...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:48:00 GMT

Runnin' outta gas

I have about 2 hours left to work, and afterwards I'll begin my treck home on "empty".  Why am I attempting this? Well, I have no money, and have decided to become one of the million Americans th...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 22:12:00 GMT

Whoopdi Fuckin' Do

I found out today that I got the job I wanted at Advanced Critical Care. WOO hoo. After 1 week of no work, I hate the fact that I gotta go back, but ah well.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 22:51:00 GMT