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Matt

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


"Ah, computer dating.. its like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase 'upside your head'"

Anyway..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Seeing as it has recently become overly apparent that Myspace is actually a clever chicane; a front for a tri-state prostitution ring..
occasionally dabbling in underage clientele.. catering to any horny, disconsolate, youth seeking self-satisfaction from some digital camera
clad harlot with a low-cut shirt (and vice versa).. I will have to emphasize the original statement of "Nice normal people with morals and ethics and manners, who aren't skanks or assholes."

My Blog

New Car

So here it is.. 92 TSi AWD.  Got it running and in the process of ripping out the front axle and (hopefully not) the transmission.  Shoutouts to Kyle and beer for helping.  A big fuck y...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:36:00 GMT

Theres nothing like you and I

No matter how much I try, I can't stop constantly narrating my own life... I'm narcissistic,I'm pessimistic,I'm obsessive, I'm insecure. And I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationshi...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:22:00 GMT

whats up new house

Park RidgeIf any of you have anything terribly important to say to me before I do this.. well you're too late.  I'm going to the bank now.
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:21:00 GMT

fuckincheah.

Youll make the scene like you always do Going up stream down the ave. to fuck some Trophy boy that you won tonight at the bar So bad, so far. Youll make him sad, shooting star. When it was me I was mo...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:24:00 GMT

Housekeeping.. again.

Time to clear some of you out. It's been real... something.Peace.
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:35:00 GMT

The Tao of Calvin and Hobbes / Happy New Year

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Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 21:56:00 GMT

Top 8 my ass.

    Eat it bitches.
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 02:17:00 GMT

INSTRUCTIONAL: how to get more comments on your myspace.

I dont know why, but I found this funny.  And ridiculous.  I killed myself.So the kid killed himself, thats sad, BUT HE PUTS THE FUCKING SUICIDE NOTE IN A BULLETIN ON MYSPACE.Sorry dude. You...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 11:22:00 GMT

Procrastination

WOo.. bored.  Should be doing my project for Control Systems.. but Im not.  Instead, I played soccer for 2 hours, and now Im on myspace, and photoshop, updating this ridiculously.  Is i...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 21:36:00 GMT

27 Rules for College Dating

Its kinda a long read, and geared towards the fellas, but whatever, you're on myspace, you're not doing a damn thing but wasting time anyways, so read it. 1: Spending LimitsNever spend more then $40 o...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 12:57:00 GMT