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About Me

Hi, I'm Paul, I'm a writer/wanderer/whatever... I'm allergic to offices... I live with a Luvvie who's a narcissist with a hairy back, and a guy with ADD doing a PHD.... My thighs are almost as big as Chris Hoy's... I hate big hoop earrings, they're awful... I Sponsor a DOG called Duke... My Indian name is 'Runs with Scissors'... My life ambition is to win the school Father's Race... My favourite Sub-Atomic Particle is the Boson... I love the music to 'Newsnight'... I hate SKINNY JEANS... Ppl who make GANGSTA signs with their fingers should be shot... Teen pregnancies should be outlawed... 'LOL' does not constitute a full sentence, nor does it replace a Full Stop! .... I'd prefer you to speak and write reasonably well.... I don't care if you're 'OUTGOING and up 4 Anyfing', you're probably annoying...Thanks for listening!WORD TO YA MUTHA. Which Tool song are you?
You are Lateralus. You are unique, intelligent, and most importantly, an individual. You are probably a leader and you see and do things your own way, which is usually different from the norm. We expect big things to come from you.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Smart, amusing, inspired, well-travelled.... Someone who's into books and films and creative stuff and exploring and trees and sushi and country walks and beer gardens and... stuff. If your dad runs a wine-importing business then even better.

My Blog

Letter to Mars

Sometimes you're bored on a Sunday evening...'Dear Mars people,Whilst chomping through a pouch of Revels tonight, I started to read the blurb on the back, and nearly choked at the state of the paragra...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 16:19:00 GMT

I QUIT

So, finally it got too much, and I quit my job.I'd been thinking about it for a while, but felt I should hold on and wait for something else to come up.But my boss was doing my head in, I felt unappre...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 05:48:00 GMT

Charity Bike Ride

On Saturday 5th I cycled 80 miles from London to Folkestone for the Alzheimer's Society.Below is an approximate and over-dramatised account of the day: * 0630 - Get up. Aaagh! Surely the hardest pa...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:27:00 GMT

Screenwriting Praise!

So [I know it's not grammatically brilliant to start a paragraph, or even a sentence, with 'So', but hey as Prince once sang: U make the rules... then break 'em all cos u r the best], I had a one-to-o...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 14:58:00 GMT

'Sunshine' - 28 Rays Later...

Or 'How to Ruin a Good Film'.Take a decent premise, some lovely images of a burning sun, a tension-riddled crew and a serious lack of oxygen. Gently captivate the viewer for an hour or so. Then finish...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:41:00 GMT

TROUBLE WITH THE COPS...

Paulie's been a bad boy.Oh yes.VERY NEARLY busted by the cops, twice within a week. 1) Cycling through Putney Park at 8:30am, i get stopped by the Parks Police (yes they actually exist) for cycl...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:16:00 GMT

Employed Again!

Just when my birthday was kinda depressing cos i was out of work and completely out of money, i got offered a job. As an estate agent's photographer. So i get to drive round in a logo-covered Ka and t...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:12:00 GMT

Birthday.

Well, I'm the big 2-9 tomorrow, and today is my last day of being 28. And what a reasonable year it's been. But enough of that. I'm a year away from 30, and time to party like it's 1949, cos next year...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:09:00 GMT

Pastry

Step aside JT, cos I'm bringing pastry back...www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/pastry/
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:35:00 GMT

Flunkies to the left of me...

[Recently submitted to one of those free London papers] Undeniably one of the great things about London is the number of pubs and clubs on offer. And myself, being a curious kinda cat, I like to go o...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:40:00 GMT