god-damned-stupid-ass-pinching-furry-bastard |
SO THIS MORNING I WAS LEAVING A FRIENDS HOUSE- IT'S A LARGE HOUSE WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE LIVING IN IT- AND AS I WAS TRYING TO WALK PAST HIS ROOMATE'S ROOM TO GET TO THE STAIRS, A SMALL, PECULIAR...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 15:29:00 GMT |
YOU'RE MOM PUT OUT LAST NIGHT- IT WAS HOT (AND A LITTLE STINKY) |
I'M BACK.... AND I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I HAVE BEEN HAVING A FABULOUS TIME FOR MYSELF. YOU MIGHT HAVE CAUGHT ME ONE NIGHT AT THE BAR (PICK ANY NIGHT- I'VE BEEN OUT LOTS) I WAS THE DRUNKEN...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 15:27:00 GMT |
TRI SKATE DERBY-Q |
So, Tri Skate Derby-Q was Saturday and boy was it awesome. Girls showed up from all over, Connecticut, Penn, NY, NJ. Our friends came, our boyfriends and girlfriends came, some of ou...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:04:00 GMT |
LIZ UNFAIR AND HOW SHE RUINED MY LIFE |
♣SO, OF ALL THE BUGS WHOSE SQUISHY GUTS I HATE, THE BUG I HATE THE MOST IS THE "HERMAN"
IF ANY OF YOU HAVE EVER LIVE NEAR ASBURY PARK YOU WILL BE FAMILIAR WITH THE HERMAN, AS THEY ALSO LIVE NEW ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:10:00 GMT |
I HAVE THE LOVELIEST NEW SCRAPE ON MY KNEE, I GOT IT AT PRACTICE TONIGHT- IT WAS AWESOME FUN! |
♣OK, DON'T TELL ANY ONE- BUT I'M WATCHING THIS VH1 SPECIAL ON GUNS N' ROSES- AND I'M TOTALLY ENTHRALLED. I'VE SAT HERE GLUED TO THE T.V. REMEMBERING HOW ENTHRALLED I WAS BY AXL AND HI...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 20:48:00 GMT |
your mom |
SO I'VE BEEN PRACTICING UP A STORM SO THAT NEXT WEDNESDAY WHEN I GO TO PRACTICE WITH TH EROLLER DERBY TEAM I DON'T LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE (BECAUSE I CAN'T ACTUALLY SKATE). EVERY DAY I PRACTICE FOR TWO H...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:05:00 GMT |
stoopid ass customers |
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, I HAVE A STUPID ASS JOB WORKING IN THE STUPID ASS MUSIC DEPARTMENT AT BARNES&NOBLE. HALF THE REASON MY JOB IS STUPID IS BECAUSE IT JUST IS. THE OTHER HALF IS STUPI...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:04:00 GMT |
thumb sucker |
MY CAT GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO SUCK ON MY FINGER. ASK ANYONE WHO KNOWS HIM- THEY'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THIS HABIT.
IN FACT RIGHT NOW, AS I TYPE, HE'S GETTING ANNOYED AT ME FOR NOT HOLDING MY THUMB ST...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 14:45:00 GMT |
my new wonder bra |
My cat (Atom) stole my bra and hid it behind the kitchen table, I found it this afternoon, it's been missing for a month. So in its place, I was wearing this really old bra (I've had it for...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 15:51:00 GMT |
