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About Me

ImageShack.us" /I have a great life. I'm extremely fortunate. I'm from New Orleans. I have manners, which if you lack you won't understand. I have a college education. I have amazing parents who have given me every opportunity in the world. I've been in some movies. I've worked in TV and radio. I'm a VIP Host at a nightclub in Vegas. Most people would say I'm living the dream. I just try to stay humble and keep accomplishing my goals. I believe in individuality. I don't follow what everyone else does. If it's trendy, it's not my style. I can't stand people who look for sympathy when they're too lazy to change what they don't like about their lives. I do what makes me happy, because you can't please everyone else. I love playing music. I hate politics. I love sushi. I love text messaging but hate talking on the phone. I despise the "bands" that have polluted our airwaves recently (Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance and every makeup-wearing group of fags who try to play instruments). I wear Chuck Taylors. I'm VERY picky when it comes to women. I have a great heart and I'm a nice guy, but never mistake kindness for weakness. I'm a regular guy most of the time and a rock star on occasion. Most importantly, I try to make my parents proud and make the right decisions. I believe in karma. God decides our fate, so think before you act......CWM %D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A plain layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com love / music / movies %D%A
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My Interests

Working out, whores, playing drums, songwriting, whores, making people laugh, spending time with friends, sushi, whores, taking random hilarious pictures, soft vintage t-shirts, el nino and live music. I also enjoy partaking in these activities WITH whores. And lastly, making drunk midget parapalegic porn films for my production company. Relax kids...the last one was a joke.

I'd like to meet:

Obese Korean parapalegic dwarf chicks who are into rough anal. Haha...just kidding ;-)

Music:

Sevendust, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle of Mudd, Chevelle, 30 Seconds to Mars, Queens of the Stone Age, Prince, Incubus, Alter Bridge, Audioslave, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Lynam, Mastodon, Dark New Day, Deftones, Velvet Revolver, STP, G 'N R, Motley Crue, Metallica, Korn, Taproot, Stone Sour, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Godsmack, Filter, Tool and A Perfect Circle are just some of my favorites. Rage Against the Machine is my favorite band of all-time. I'm also heavily influenced by Slash, Dave Navarro, Tom Morello and Zakk Wylde.

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, Animal House, Caddyshack, Wedding Crashers, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Weekend at Bernie's, Major League, Coming to America, Van Wilder, Blues Brothers, Good Will Hunting, Road Trip, Back to School, Dead Man on Campus, Troy, Collateral and Double Jeopardy (because I'm in it).

Television:

Entourage, Miami Ink, the show with the midget family, Dog the Bounty Hunter (cuz he has the sweetest hair in the history of civilization), and ESPN. That's about it. Oh, and Overhaulin'. It's like Punk'd meets Pimp My Ride...kind of unoriginal but they make some kick ass cars!

Books:

I'm not a big reader. If it's not a pop-up book, forget it. Do coloring books count?

Heroes:

Legendary T-town party throwers Adam Brown and Miles Minges, as well as Dave Grohl, Trent Reznor, Matthew McConaughey, George Clooney and Rande Gerber. And last but not least, the most amazing parents I could ever wish for. I am truly blessed.

My Blog

CHEAP ASS VEGAS LOCALS

This will be brief. What's up with locals in Vegas thinking they should get everything free just because they live here? This question comes from what I go through every weekend working the front door...
Posted by *CHANCE* on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST

JACKCOLTON.COM

For anyone who wants an insight into the world of Vegas nightclubs, look no further than Jack "The Godfather" Colton. He breaks down everything you need to know. Click on the link below as I'm listed ...
Posted by *CHANCE* on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:41:00 PST

I.S.C.

Last night was a monumental occasion to say the least. Marcus and I got our cards. We were inducted into the Las Vegas Chapter of the I.S.C. (International Society of Cocksmen)! It's like being "made"...
Posted by *CHANCE* on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 03:02:00 PST