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Elwood

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About Me

I'm Greg. I run, all the time. It's my life. That and being awesome. I train everyday to be better than I was the day before, and when I see people at my schools practice, or any practice, doing shit halfass or not at all it pisses me off. It's wasted talent. I have to try and do my best everyday, as one of my coaches says: "Practice doesn't make perfect, Prefect practice makes perfect." Aside from running, I'm pretty awesome all around. I are pretty smart as well, probably from spending most of my life secluded reading theory books and thinking about stuff. I've kinda paid for it several times in my life by developing what most scientists like to call "social retardation," and if you don't like me for any reason its probably because of this, as I don't know what to say half the time and when I do talk I ruin everything. But even with that, I can't spell stupid shit like sentance half the time (sentence?). I don't think anyones reading this far, so I'll just put in that I'm single-handedly responsable for the Cold War, WTC, Columbine, V-tech, WW1&2 (working on 3 now), and chipmunks. I also eat babies, and like mudkips. Now, I'm just going to fill the rest of the page with some surveys, because I'm apparently not capable of explaining who I am without them. They're oldish, and i'll get around to updating when I feel like it.
You scored as Loner,

Loner


100%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


56%

Goth


44%

Punk/Rebel


38%

Stoner


31%

Drama nerd


25%

Geek


19%

Ghetto gangsta


13%
What's Your High School Stereotype?
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Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name:: Elwood the Supreme
Birthday:: 7/17/90
Birthplace:: Syracuse
Current Location:: Your moms room
Eye Color:: greenish
Hair Color:: brown
Height:: 6'
Right Handed Or Left Handed:: right, but working on the ambi
Your Heritage:: yeti
The Shoes You Wore Today:: Nike 826's
Your Weakness:: See fears
Your Fears:: See weakness
Your Perfect Pizza:: One thats free
Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Doing what I set out to do so long ago
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:: fuck
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Hehehe....good dream
Your Best Physical Feature:: hair
Your Bedtime:: 9
Your Most Missed Memory:: The one I forgot
Pepsi Or Coke:: Hate soda. Water
McDonalds Or Burger King:: Hate lard factories. Food
Single Or Group Dates:: Orgy
Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea:: Water
Chocolate Or Vanilla:: Vanilla
Cappucino Or Coffee:: Pure refined caffeine
Do You Smoke:: the occasional crack
Do You Swear:: What do you think sugertits?
Do You Sing:: I can barely talk
Do You Shower Daily:: I like being a presentable human being, thank you
Have You Been In Love:: If what I've been in is love, shoot me
Do You Want To Go To College:: Nah, I think I'll just go beat up Hobo Larry under the bridge on Hiawatha Blvd. and take his spot.
Do You Want To Get Married:: someday
Do You Believe In Yourself:: Of course. I'm awesome
Do You Get Motion Sickness:: Only after mach 12, do when I go out for a jog
Do You Think You Are Attractive:: Only if someone has a yeti fetish
Are You A Health Freak:: yes
Do You Get Along With Your Parents:: eh
Do You Like Thunderstorms:: Big boom fun
Do You Play An Instrument:: well...its not really an instrument
In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol:: no
In The Past Month Have You Smoked:: no
In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs:: just a bit of heroin. and some meth
In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date:: no
In The Past Month Have You Gone To The Mall:: hate that shithole
In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box Of Oreos:: no
In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi:: I wish. I seen someone eat sushi and I wanted to duff them in the face and take it
In The Past Month Have You Been On Stage:: no
In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped:: That would require me to have a girlfriend at somepoint
In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping:: no
In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything:: Why yes...ladies
Ever Been Drunk:: yes
Ever Been Called A Tease:: no
Ever Been Beaten Up:: yes
Ever Shoplifted:: yes
How Do You Want To Die:: assassinated. because it has ass in it twice
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up:: assassin. because it has ass in it twice
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit:: Belgium
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You Are 0% Normal
Are you from outer space? Because you're hardly human. Where people go right, you go left. And you have little in common with anyone... Except other freaks of natures :-) How Normal Are You? This pretty much negates everything else on the page.%D%A
You scored as unclassified. Real people don't need labels, do they?

unclassified


100%

rocker


60%

punk


50%

wannabe


50%

skater/surfer


50%

trendy


30%

goth


20%

brat


20%

ghetto


0%

redneck


0%
What type of person are you? (pics!)
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Trait . low score high score
Sociability 60% socially reserved, detached friendly, open
Aggressiveness 95% mild mannered, uncompetitive predatory, domineering
Assertiveness 87% introverted, loner controlling, aggressive
Activity Level 89% relaxed, laid back vigorous, high energy
Excitement-Seeking 70% sedate, restrained adventurous, wild
Enthusiasm 90% somber, pessimistic cheerful, optimistic
Trust 4% suspicious of others trusting of others
Submissiveness 17% rebellious, lawless dutiful, obedient, compliant
Altruism 31% selfish, cold, austere helpful, selfless, indulgent
Cooperation 62% argumentitive, confrontational conflict averse, meek
Modesty 5% arrogant, self-satisfied humble, unassuming, doormat
Sympathy 2% callous, heartless empathetic, warm
Confidence 86% not confident in work confident in work, egoistic
Neatness 28% disorganized, messy planner, clean, anal
Dutifulness 80% dishonest, derelict honest, rule abiding, proper
Achievement 90% lazy, unmotivated driven, goal oriented
Self-Discipline 84% procrastinator responsible, efficient
Cautiousness 72% spontaneous, daring, reckless careful, controlled, safe
Anxiety 41% relaxed, fearless fearful, worrier
Volatility 24% calm, cool touchy, tempermental
Depression 18% content, balanced emotional, self hating
Self-Consciousness 61% confident, assured low self esteem, shy
Impulsiveness 13% high self control low self control
Vulnerability 16% resilient, unphased confused, helpless
Imagination 86% practical, realistic dreamer, unrealistic
Artistic Interests 3% artistic indifference art, nature, beauty lover
Introspection 63% not self reflective self searching
Adventurousness 50% conventional, safe spontaneous, bold
Intellect 88% instinctive, non-analytical intellectual, analytical
Liberalism 82% conservative, traditional progressive, open
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You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter


100%

Jigsaw


95%

Pinhead


95%

Freddy Krueger


55%

Leatherface


55%

Candyman


50%

Michael Myers


45%

Jason Voorhees


20%

Buffalo Bill


10%

Captain Spaulding


10%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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