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I'm the best at ruining my life

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About Me

My name is Mitch and i'm not going to spend a lot of time describing myself on here because you really don't care and you know it.

I like to party and have a good time.

I'm very easy to get along with.

People know me.

I'm sarcastic

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My Interests

Well let's see here... I like to sit on my ass and watch TV. I also like to go out with friends, take road trips, go running, box, invite people over to my apartment and play x-box 360 until our eyes hurt so damn bad that we are crying and don't even know it. I love to watch football!! Basically I could type up shit that I like to do all night... But who really gives a damn?? Bascially i'm up for anything fun. There.

I'd like to meet:

The person who wrote "Redneck Woman" so that I might kick her in the Goddamn son of a bitch fucking face

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||| 33%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Indie |||||||||||||| 55% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

(editorial Note: I need to update this list)

Ok, buckle up... this is going to be a long ride... My favorite band of all time is Nirvana. In my opinion nothing even comes close to them. Other bands I like are Straight Line Stitch, Atreyu, From Autumn to Ashes, Blindside, Avenged Sevenfold, Bloodhound gang, And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, 36 Crazyfists, Reggie and the Full Effect, Job For A Cowboy, Trivium, Bullet For My Valentine, Biology, I Am Ghost, Alexisonfire, Coheed and Cambria, 311, American Hi-Fi, Anberlin, Beastie Boys, Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Demon Hunter, Haste the Day, As Cities Burn, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Brand New, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Copper, Disturbed, Egypt Central, Failure, Filter, Finch, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Guano Apes, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Johnny Cash, Kittie, Led Zepplin, Lynard Skynard, Metallica, NIN, My Chemical Romance, Know Lyfe, Offspring, Orgy, OTEP, On A Dead Machine, Our Lady Peace, Papa Roach, Perfect Circle, Pink Floyd, Poison the Well, Rage Against the Machine, RHCP, Rockets Over Sweden, Senses, Fail, Shallac, Silverstein, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Smile Empty Soul, Soundgarden, Special Edward, Stabbing Westward, Story of the Year, Sublime, Sugarcult, Superdrag, System of a Down, Tablets of Orion, Matchbook Romance, Toadies, Tom Petty, Tool, Underoath, Unwritten Law, Verbow, Violent Femmes, Weezer, Year of the Rabbit, and there are soooo many more that I just cant think of right now... I love music. You get to express true emotions through it.

Movies:

I used to work at a video store so this list is really long but i'll spare you and just name off my favs... (in random order... except the first movie) Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Reservoir Dogs, From Dusk Til Dawn, Departed, Grindhouse, Shaun of the Dead, Devil's Rejects, 28 Days Later, Hole, Waiting, Office Space, Butterfly Effect, Bad Santa, Identity, Se7en, 12 Monkeys, Fallen, Dawn of the Dead (new), Narc, Big Fish, Mystic River, V for Vendetta, Basketball Diaries, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Training Day, Sin City, Borat, 300, Descent... OK, so it was longer than I said... Fuck you.

Television:

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!!!!!!!!!!!! Office, Ghost Hunters, South Park, Any football game that is on, and anything on the Discovery Channel or A&E... I love everything on those two stations.

Books:

Bible Code, Generation Kill, Art of War (yes i've actually read it), Breakfast of Champions, and Slaughter House 5...... And most importantly anything by Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

My parents.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mitch Thompson

Birthday: 10/15/1981
Birthplace: Memphis, TN
Current Location: Seymour, TN
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: The white man
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike... only company that has my size in stock
Your Weakness: Baseball bats to the head
Your Fears: Snakes and more snakes
Your Perfect Pizza: A healthy one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be able to fit in my prom dress again
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the hell are you??
Your Best Physical Feature: I have some damn sexy thumbs!!
Your Bedtime: When the bottle is empty
Your Most Missed Memory: Chewing through the leather straps every morning
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: I would rather eat my own arm
Single or Group Dates: Sinlge, unless by group dating you mean 3somes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: uhh... Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate... kill whitey
Cappuccino or Coffee: Nope
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Fuck no
Do you Shower Daily: Against my religion
Have you Been in Love: Once, it was a Tuesday
Do you want to go to College: I want to ungo
Do you want to get Married: Hahahahahahahaha
Do you belive in yourself: I'm sitting here arent I?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only after a bottle of Jack
Do you think you are Attractive: No, but you are damn sexy!!
Are you a Health Freak: On the weekend
Do you get along with your Parents: Always
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when the Gnomes tell me I do
Do you play an Instrument: Spoons
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Do you mean in the past 5 mins??
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not with another person
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, and almost had an aneurysm
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Damn, Oreos sound good right now
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not just no but HELL NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, it's my job
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Actually yeah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes... and i'm wearing his skin as a coat right now
Ever been Drunk: There's about a 90% chance i'm drunk right now
Ever been called a Tease: Only when I wear my short skirts
Ever been Beaten up: Not yet, i'm sure it's coming though
Ever Shoplifted: Is it shoplifting if you work there??
How do you want to Die: In the middle of a Mitch sandwich with hot lesbians
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm making it a point to never grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Dirka-Dirkastan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anyone that will have me
Favourite Hair Color: See above
Short or Long Hair: See above the above one
Height: See above the one thats above that one
Weight: No, seriously... I mean anyone
Best Clothing Style: The style that they have my size in
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Eleventy-billion
Number of Piercings: Nope, I hate needles
Number of Tattoos: See above... here we go again
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Maybe I should've drank the Kool-Aid
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My Blog

Goddamn you Michael Bay

After having some time off this week I decided to venture out and go see Transformers. Now before I go on my rant I must make it clear that I grew up on Transformers... hey go fuck yourself... everyon...
Posted by I'm the best at ruining my life on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:51:00 PST

Re-inventing Myself

So, It has been a long ass time since i've wondered into the world of blogs. Over a year in fact since I last posted one... and mainly that's because I have nothing new and exciting going on in my lif...
Posted by I'm the best at ruining my life on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 11:06:00 PST

This might as well be me

A Very Interesting Day In The Life Of A Texas Football FanSubmitted by anonymous.This is an e-mail from some guy who, according to the messages that were attached to this, is not a 21 year-old frat bo...
Posted by I'm the best at ruining my life on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST