C-Dog

What can I say about myself that people would care about? .... Nothing so instead I will fill up space with meaningless jargon that you can read or not read your choice . . .
Hello. I’m Carolyn . I’m 26. I like to think that I am a plethora of useless knowledge. I LOVE my boyfriend Mike with all my heart! We have a perfect almost 1 and a half year old son named Zachary Michael Richard. I am currently a stay at home mom while I am trying to get all my school stuff done. I am at Bucks now getting my 2 years of pre-allied health done. Then I plan to go to Jefferson for Radiology. My family and friends tell me to go back to doing hair (I am also a licenced cosmetologist) But I am still sick of people expecting me to work miracles. Some things are impossible. See this comb in my hand . . . Yes it is a comb not a magic wand! I am a beautician not a magician. The only ways I will be happy being a hairstylist is if Ramon opens a salon or if I open my own place. Kootchie Kutters the hooters of hair salons. ( If you wanna inquire more about this possible endeavor just ask) OMG!!! HE TOTALLY STOLE MY IDEA!!!!!! LOOK But alas a millionaire I am not so it will just have to wait . . . unless you are a millionaire . . . then I’ll love you forever if you open my salon for me. LOL. Nah. I am soooooo not a gold digger. I despise them. I work hard for my own ca$h. I do not need anyone to support me. So I guess I’ll start on my dislikes . . .

What I still ABHOR:
Gold diggers, feet, bad breath, Fake people, liars, love, hate, crying, heights , planes, no ambition, Jenn, "MCD", dirty nails, Dr. Phil , elevator music, playing dumb, giving up, spiders , clowns , falling, failing, politics, being broke, being overtired, onions, doctors, mean people, Closed-minded people, overcooked food, Brooke, Beef, private profiles, people who pass gas in crowed elevators, people who get on my nerves, sweating(unless I am at the gym or . . . you know), when you buy something and it goes on sale and you cannot get a price adjustment, bad dreams,Grace's friend Becky, gold, high maintenance people, Hard-boiled eggs unless in a salad then and only then will I eat them, public speaking, midgets, fanny packs, huge confrontations, mind games, b.o., my mom at times, wedgies, taxes, skeezers, zits, too much makeup, dirty looks, bigots, the OVM , snobs, arrogance, the smell of money, one night stands , booty calls, being used , being walked all over, never being taken out on a real date, happy ending in movies , myself when I am drunk on vodka(people will agree on this one), Slurping sounds (sip damn it), the sound of sucking up spaghetti noodles, the sound of sucking on a straw in an empty drink, people that mis pronounce the word Brougham , people that chew like a cow(close that mouth please), Delusions of eloquence, mullets, Ambivalence at first sight

What I still FANCY:
Mike ,My son,all animals especially big mean looking dogs, dancing till dawn, poems , music, art, love, kids , the beach, laughing, Ireland, Starbucks coffee (cream and splenda), , sugar free energy drinks, bars/clubs , my friends , Italy, Danny, Gilmore, Porter and Joel formerly know as Fernando (my bears) , shoes, clothes, sleep god how i miss it, the feeling you get after you really push yourself to do something and succeed, cuddling , kissing , hugs, holding hands, falling asleep in someones arms , amusement parks, fast cars, harleys , crotch rockets , determination, Movies (Horror drama comedies ones without happy endings etc.), Stalking hoes on Mikes myspace friends list, long ass walks, food, MY HAPPY PLACE , long ass drives/road trips, spring, fall, playing with someones hair, having someone play with my hair, giving massages , getting massages, cheerleading, Ca$h, witty people , good use of sarcasm, a challenge, being a bum , boats, the zoo, wildwood , carneys, thongs, HTML, myspace.com (I am such a nerd), salads, hotties, fishing, silver, platinum , diamonds, star sapphires , onyx, peridots(my birth stone), ankle socks, coach, LV, Kate spade, flowers( wildflowers and fire and ice roses are my fav), bubble baths, manicures, matching undies, some sports, powder scented deodorant, lizsport (my fav perfume they better not discontinue it everywhere I’ll cry I have been wearing it for the past almost eight years but if that does happen I’m switching the F.C.U.K. her), aqua Di gio or nautica on guys (yumm), that certain look that can make my belly flip flop, the way guys smell after a shower or when they are going out, being tan, taking photos, hot tubs , the park, rollerblading , running , zuma, Mogwais
That’s about it . . . If you possibly could want to know anything else about me just ask I’ll be more than willing to answer any questions for you. But in the meantime you can check out my other web page Http://www.angelfire.com/me3/cutiepie3HERE
Or my "webshots" HERE