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Nicholas Thomson was shoplifting a 40oz container of malt liquor and three permanent markers from an interstate convenience store in Ohio when the Violent Unknown Event ("VUE") struck. All hair above his neck started to grow in green and iridescnt, and his bones became hollow. He developed a second stomach and his jawline began to protrude, while webbing developed between his fingers and toes. He is a native speaker of Lowlands Krzytk, but prefers to communicate in gutteral calls produced in the back of the throat, similar to that of a typical North American mallard. This impression is aided by his plumage, webbing, and bill-like jawline. He can digest algae, bacteria, and many other microorganisms often found in lakes and streams due to his second stomach. He cannot process salt water.