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BRISTOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL(not real)
A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the richter scale hit Knowle West in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre near the chip shop.
Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived.
GWR reprted that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Bristol. One resident, Tracy Sharon Smith,a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when i was skinning up and watching Trisha the next morning. "Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Pound Land.
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