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ALEX!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hello, My name is Alex and im at Kings of Wessex 6th Form. ...i take photography, media and english language, im supposed to go to critical thinking, however i choose not to. I am easy to please:
-i enjoy solitaire and funny hats
-the gym
-the pub
-kites
-friends
-guitars
-travelling
-kellogs crunchy nut
-sarcasm
-jeremy clarkson
-scrubs
-everybody loves raymond
-anchorman
-will ferrel
And for the record BEN MARSHALL IS MY SEX PUPPET...XXX
BRISTOL EARTHQUAKE APPEAL(not real)
A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the richter scale hit Knowle West in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre near the chip shop.
Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived.
GWR reprted that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Bristol. One resident, Tracy Sharon Smith,a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when i was skinning up and watching Trisha the next morning. "Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Pound Land.

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My Interests

A Fair Few...

I'd like to meet:

You!..

Music:

Dashboard Confessional, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, Eric Clapton, The Used, Taking Back Sunday, SAOSIN, Enter Shikari, The Beatles, Brand New, Justin Timberlake(new stuff), AEROSMITH, Luther Vandross!...etc

Movies:

ANCHORMAN, Talledega Nights, Forrest GumpVan Wilder, Borat, Jack, Back To The Future, Home Alone, American Pies, Waynes World, Road Trip, Bruce Almighty, ...

Television:

Everybody Loves Raymond...Scrubs...That 70s Show...Desperate Housewives...Lost...Friends...King of Queens..well most things on Paramount actually...

Books:

Anything which sounds good...i enjoy biographies..

Heroes:


These people mean alot... This is James..you will like him..as he smells like a meadow and is obsessed with his guns (almost as much as i am)..hah..you couldn't ask for a better friend..he has a shocking knowledge about household jobs such as creating a new aerial slot..portugal is gonna be good babber..we shall grow 70s facial hair..no one will be able to stop us..he wants to be a policeman far too much
This is Suzy..she has to be one of my best girl mates..she buys me gummy snakes and we eat them together...we share a childish sense of humour and a love of photography..i honestly dont know where i would be without her..
This is Sally..she is awesome and my gym buddy (along with James) she gets angry with us sometimes however we know she loves us really..well we hope..parties are the best at Sally's mainly because of Wilf..she makes me sick to be honest (that is meant literally she got me far too drunk on Halloween)...
This is Babbs..he is awesome..he always smells like carp..he thinks i insult him too much..but i do it because i care...English would not be the same without him..he loves his rugby and his booze..add him..you will enjoy it..
This is Ben..we enjoy each others company if you catch my drift..hah..nah hes funny and we enjoy admiring the female gluteus maximus..he loves me too much
This is Hari..thought she deserved a mention as she got so excited over the last friends thing that was on here..shes dirty..however you cant help but laugh when your talking to her as shes so funny ;]..shes obsessed with topshop and me..shes a breath of fresh air..hah..i shall miss her when she goes...
This is Pip..she was upset when i didnt originally make one of these for her..so i made her as a cowgirl..i dont know why...we met in axbridge..she stood on my foot..she fiddles with my clothes when not asked for..but shes funny so it makes up for it...
There are many more of you..just couldn't be bothered to do anymore...xxx

My Blog

First Blog!

Wasson people!
Posted by ALEX! on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:29:00 PST