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About Me

Um well I'm not too sure what to put here but here goes. I'm Mother of 2 boys and have aquired 3 more (my partner's). I'm the only female in our house - even the dog and cat are boys! I'm stubborn, bossy, noisy, awkward, opinionated, loud, fussy, funny and a DAMN good cook! I like to get my own way and sulk if I don't. I guess that people who know me could add a few more things here but you'll have to ask them about that!
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test
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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to takeany word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changingone letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 13:52:00 GMT

Roy's celeb lookalikes

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Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:15:00 GMT

Celebrity look alikes OMFG hillarious

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Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:09:00 GMT

Oooh oooh Superman!!

Hey everyone Superman came in to Bazil's today! Yep it was really him he had the "S" on his chest and that curl and everything. He pretended he was selling raffle tickets but I knew that was just a co...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:21:00 GMT

Never EVER griddle salami

Today I thought it would be a good idea to chargrill a thickish slice of salami, so I cut myself some and stuck it on the griddle. Within a few minutes the kitchen had filled with, what I can only des...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 06:20:00 GMT

People and Toilet Rolls

Ok we have one toilet at Bazil's. Each and every morning I go to check on the loo roll situation. I often put a new pack of 4 loo rolls in there at the start of the day - I put one on the loo roll ho...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 14:31:00 GMT

Whats your outrageous name??

Your Outrageous Name is:Allota FaginaOutrageous Name Generator
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 01:44:00 GMT

o dear

I just heard that someone I know has died today. He was a nice guy - had a pub near us - good food. Have known him for about 10 years - really sweet guy. Only 46 - feel quite sad now, A bit numb - can...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 14:30:00 GMT

Something happened on the way to the Forum

Hi folks!Just wanted to tell yas what happened today outside Bazil's. Apparently there was a busker on the pavement opposite Bazil's who was wearin a very short sarong and nothing else!! He flashed ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:51:00 GMT

Acronyms

Body: here's what you do.. Type your name.. and then next to it.. whack your hand on the keyboard (no, not too hard, I am not buying you a new keyboard).. and make up an acronym with the letters you h...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:57:00 GMT