Usual topics of conversation when I worked in a Chinese sweatshop |
1. The heat.2. The humidity.3. Lunch.4. Seinfeld.5. The heat.6. The heat.7. Elvis Costello's work with and without The Attractions.
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:43:00 GMT |
How to Win a Transcontinental Road Race |
1) Drive fast2) Don't stop for police, but if you must, dispense with them in a humorous manner. (Lady drivers should consider abandoning them roadside in their underwear.)3) Stop to rescue damsels i...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 14:42:00 GMT |
Things to say while waiting for a bus |
'Oh, dear.''Here it comes. No, it's turning.''I really need to buy batteries.''Of all the nerve.''Now there goes a handsome porcupine.'
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:34:00 GMT |
My Space Music |
Yours is hurting my ears. Please change it.
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 16:44:00 GMT |
43? |
Hey, I'm not 43 yet. Who made me 43? 42, I can handle. 43? No, no,no. That won't do. I still have 4 months.
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:22:00 GMT |
Mood |
My Space needs a thesaurus. Why can't I be peevish, irascible, or choleric?
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:08:00 GMT |
Why am I writing this - something to read for visitors |
By unfortunate happenstance, I once ended up at a private biker club located in a back alley in a very ugly section of Brooklyn at five in the morning. Certainly, I felt that at any moment anything c...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:59:00 GMT |
I can't figure this out |
Okay, I'm really pathetic. I can't figure anything out here. I'm trying to add comments to my own profile and I'm not allowed. I can't add music. Will someone take a bottle or a lamp and add this...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 13:20:00 GMT |
The Great American Beep-Out |
Hosted By: Senator JackWhen: Sunday Jun 11, 2006 at 6:00 AMWhere: Wherever you areClick Here To View Event I should like to invite everyone to participate in THE GREAT AMERICAN BEEP-OUT to be held o...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 05:54:00 GMT |
