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Handbanana NO! {IFASBAS}

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About Me

Im zach and i work at starbucks helping people with their coffee needs. i play pool and im darn good at it. if you like movies then i like you and i still watch cartoons
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My Interests

pool, poker,bed, bikes, bill bill stuff, c-d roms, cans, cardboard, cheese, coke, cold, computers, corn, counter strike, cuttin muffins, diablo 2 and 1, dvds, end, expencive crap, feet, fooz ball, fun stuff, gregs new house, hammners, icecram scoops, icees, korn, lemonade, life, markers, mice, monkey, movies, mp3s, my shoes, new socks, nicole, not haveing a job, paintball, paper, pink fluffy bunnies, plastic, plates, public transportation, simpsons, snow, sporks, sunflower seeds, system of a down, the floor, the freeway, the hamper, the internet, video cards, walmart, watermellon, windex,poker, bowling, halflife, girls, mayonase, melba

Music:

System of a down and johnny cash rule!, metallica , pantera, iced earth, queen, journy,

Movies:

I want to thank all of you for a terrific summer, cooking for all you nice people has really helped me get over the fact that I fought in the Vietnam War. Have a great winter I’m going to go hump a fridge. Yes folks its true I said I’m going to go hump the fridge, what you may not know is that I own a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters and I often like to smear mud on my ass .Your probably asking yourself isn’t he a weirdo, an outcast, a loose cannon? Maybe ,I don’t think so. I want to introduce you guys to someone, this is my friend, I don’t know who he is but I do know this at a time I was trying to hide myself from myself he was there to show me a new way. Cuz I couldn’t hide from him and I could be proud of who I am. I put it to you, camp firewood as we spend the last dinner together be proud of who you are. Look at me ma I made it I’m ok. Now if you don’t mind I have some unfinished business to attend to.
Bravely bold Sir Robin, brough forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to being mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes carved out, and his elbows broken. To have his knee cut split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

Television:

t v is good . and thanks to my newly aquired tivo i dont miss anything. like that 70s show or two and a half men or drawn together

Books:

The BibleDon't tell me if I'm dying. Cause I don't wanna know. If I can't see the SUN. Maybe I should go. Don't wake me cause I'm dreaming. Of angels on the MOON. Where Everyone you know NEVER leaves too soon.

Heroes:

timmy the magical gold fish

My Blog

i wish

If you were falling, then I would catch you. You need a light, I’d find a match. Cuz I love the way you say good morning. And you take me the way I am. If you ...
Posted by Handbanana NO! {IFASBAS} on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:18:00 PST

take it to heart

  If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved...
Posted by Handbanana NO! {IFASBAS} on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:03:00 PST

people

its nice to get to know people better. you find out some of them are going threw the same things you are. its alway nice to have someone to talk to. im very dissapointed in 711 not only do they have c...
Posted by Handbanana NO! {IFASBAS} on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:49:00 PST

the old is new

to whom it my concerni waist my daysi lost track of timeyou say you love me,but your still not minei dont sleepi dont feeli dont have lovenothing is realwhere did i go wrong?what did i do?i dont reall...
Posted by Handbanana NO! {IFASBAS} on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 09:12:00 PST

blog

Today something happened and well, I didn't have the reaction that most people would have. For those of you who know and who read this for the past few months I was going out with erin freeman. Today ...
Posted by Handbanana NO! {IFASBAS} on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:30:00 PST

hell

The following is an actual question given on a University ofWashington chemistry mid term.The answer by one student wasso "profound" that the profe...
Posted by Handbanana NO! {IFASBAS} on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 05:26:00 PST

freinds

some of you know this very well and some of you dont. i was thinking of the past and this came up so im letting you all remember with mePacking up the dreams God planted In the fertile soil of you I c...
Posted by Handbanana NO! {IFASBAS} on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:49:00 PST

but what does it really all mean

ALL THE CREATURES ON THE BEACHES MAKING WAVES IN A MOTION PICTURE WON'T YOU KEEP THIS IN BETWEEN US SEARCH AND SEIZURE WAKE UP VENUS THE DOLLAR BILL WILL MENTALLY ILL BILL MOM AND DAD TAKE YOUR ...
Posted by Handbanana NO! {IFASBAS} on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:07:00 PST

who are you? i dont know if your even on here

..[if !supportLists]-->1. List 1-15 things that you want to say to people2. Don't say who they are.3. Make it in a totally random order. Ex ( Don't write to your best friend first)   Your fr...
Posted by Handbanana NO! {IFASBAS} on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:37:00 PST

so long everyone love is a setting sun

In waking they hang. They shade all they see. I'll anticipate the end of the story. 'Cause all we really need is just a safe and secure place topack and put the past where it won't be in the way. Free...
Posted by Handbanana NO! {IFASBAS} on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:09:00 PST