My name is Jay Bruno Hello everone!! I'm gonna start by saying that I live in footy shorts! Anyway, I apologise to all those gay people out there who kept adding me, I didn't realise i said i swing both ways. I DONT! (But it was nice meeting u Brucey Wucey). I'd like to dedicate my page to a few of my friends Dan,Louis,bill, Steven and last but not least Mr Liam oliphant, Who said i didn't Have the brain capacity to make one! Well there u are fellas.. Well I like footy alot! I Liked surfing about a week till I accepted the fact that I was just Shithouse!! (I still tell people Tell people how good I am though) G'day sean.. I enjoy gettin really drunk!! Although I recently took a long break from goin out, became a Boring fitness freak.. it was Shit!! So i'm back on board.. I also enjoy Playing the harmonica.. Nah not really! But I do play the drums. Not bad either just quietly...umm I dont know.. I like Parties, House parties.. They're the best!!
I like Pretty much all music and i'm talking music!! NOT like Chingy..
But most of all The one thing I really love more than food, more than hot girls(with good personalities), more than goin to the footy, more than Liams mum, More than poetry on a warm summers nite, more than romantic bottle of Red followed by a play fight by the waters edge, More than Hot water bottles in the middle of winter, More than Bagging Taxi drivers when your drunk, More than nice boobs, More than maccas at 5 in the morning, more than talking pointless shit on myspace, more than brand new socks, More than 40 degree days, more than hiring golf carts and crashing them into trees,The one thing I really really love is...I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jay Bruno
Birthday: 7/6/87
Birthplace: royal womens hospital! Melb
Current Location: Under your bed
Eye Color: Sparkling browny
Hair Color: Midnight black
Height: 177
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: AUSSIE with some italian and finish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fuck me boots
Your Weakness: Talking with girls about serious stuff!!
Your Fears: If Liam sat on me
Your Perfect Pizza: bbq Meat lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Marry a MILF
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I love u too
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who's that??
Your Best Physical Feature: The freckle on my bum
Your Bedtime: after wheel of fortune
Your Most Missed Memory: those shaker chips from mc donalds
Pepsi or Coke: Can't tell the difference
MacDonalds or Burger King: For a start in aus we call it Hungry Jacks but i'll go macas!
Single or Group Dates: Not fussed more thankful!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yuk
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Not fussy
Do you Smoke: When I drink
Do you Swear: Course not
Do you Sing: When I'm depressed I sing along to a bit of 101.1
Do you Shower Daily: uummm yes?
Have you Been in Love: hmmmm Sort of
Do you want to go to College: nO
Do you want to get Married: to a MILF
Do you belive in yourself: oH of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: when I read in the car
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm a sight for sore eyes i suppose
Are you a Health Freak: everyday but sunday
Do you get along with your Parents: When I need something
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes why do you ask??
Do you play an Instrument: The drums!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just Viagra
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: All the time
In the past month have you been on Stage: Always
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.. I've been dacked though!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Girls are boring these days
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Steve's heart
Ever been Drunk: NO course not
Ever been called a Tease: um yeh
Ever been Beaten up: By my sister when i was 4
Ever Shoplifted: I'm a clepto!!
How do you want to Die: Getting Belted by a golf club.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A sugar daddy
What country would you most like to Visit: Epping heights south
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: lOng
Height: Dunno not Huge though
Weight: 56.75 kg's
Best Clothing Item Footy shorts
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: ipod!
Number of Piercings: Just my gooch!
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Absolutely nothing!!
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