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Randy

I can't believe its not Randy

About Me

I have 2 legs and 2 arms complete with hands and fingers. I also have a torso to hang my legs and arms. Despite what my dad says, I have a head on my shoulders. Its the complete model with eyes, ears, a nose, a mouth and hair on top. I have a 2.2L, V12 engine with 612 HP and goes from 0/60 in 4.1 sec (at least that's what my girlfriend says, nyuck nyuck nyuck).

My Interests

Men in prison television shows, group hugs and debating which Manning is the best quarterback

I'd like to meet:

Fake people who only like me for the favors that I can do for them.

Music:

Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Ramones, Dropkick Murphys, Rancid, Operation Ivy, Pantera, White Zombie, Godsmack, Soulfly, Drain STH, Black Sabbath, Motley Crue, Guns N Roses, and Justin Timberlake

Movies:

Anything but movies about women. Those movies belong on Lifetime meant to be watched by bitter women who need another reason to hate men.

Books:

Are magazines considered books?