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About Me

I am a very old man. My wife, God rest her soul, passed away 'bout a year ago. My best friend, Bumpy Johnson, recommended I get a personal computer to occupy my time. I used to build boats, that was until the arthritis set in. Well, I suppose that's enough typing for one day.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet? Well, I suppose anyone who wants to come and visit. I got a million stories I can tell. Well, one time when I was in my twenties I harpooned a giant squid at 300 yards. He wriggled then died, and boy howdy didn't we eat squid for the next two months straight. Squid for breakfast, squid for lunch, squid for dinner. What a hoot!

My Blog

My poor old back.

Dear friendsIt is I, Clam, Klimp that is. My back is shaped like a goddamn question mark now. It's not very nice to lie down. Other than that, another beautiful day on the bounding seas!Clam
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 20:41:00 GMT

I've returned!!

Hello all my young, internet amigos!It is I. Clam Klimp, back from another harrowing adventure upon the high seas. Oh the tales I could tell!.............actually, I'm not really doing anything right ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 20:20:00 GMT