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Pogi Puti Lalaki

JAMOT... Just a matter of time...

About Me

Well i am approaching my first full year here on myspace, so i thought for my myspace anniversary I would change my "about me" for the first time ever in life!!! a lil treat to me!!! so last time i spoke about my environmental side and how i have been tryna to go from office buildin to office buildin tryna to replace all metal staples with plastic ones, but now im a lil more serious!! Now my goal in life is to comb chimpanzees's fur, clean up crow feces, write newspaper articles about traffic lights and the long waits that they make us innocent drivers wait for. But for the most part i am always doin somethin but never doin anything. I have an imaginary friend named rufus who sits with me when i do my homework. And i would take him more places but everytime I do, I leave him in the car and when i come out he is pissin in someones gas tank. WHO DOES THAT? I have "CAME" like Tera Patrick in the myspace game, thanks to numerous friend who have showed me the way!! but ummm yeah, so like right on and stuff if YOU are still readin this shit, and NO im not Paul wall, and in not Alchemist, im not Ted Danson or Jim Carrey. I am CHOW-LEE HEEEEIIIILLLLLLL, so like "ug" from the salute your shorts theme song, GET IT RIGHT OR PAY THE PRICE!!!!
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My Interests

ummm, yup. i like to be interested!!! thats my main interest, i look for a girl like i look for a credit card, the one with the best interest!! uhhh, im interested in interesting you to interest me to a interesting night on the town? Any ladies interested? so if that sparks your interest, can i interest you to some inter-rest activities, that means between sleep activities get it, and i know a true poet doesn't explain his words, but this is "myspace" and I'm not a poet, so yup, 4 sho, indeed, for real, ya know, get 'em, split 'em, and roll out!!!

I'd like to meet:

a chick thats fine and funny like her!!! I wanna meet my FUTURE son, and see if he has genes like me, hope he brings out things in me, things i never knew i had in me, the rest of my mom and dad in me!!!I wanna meet YOUNG JOC at the TRAP, becuz he says its goin down!!! I also wanna meet someone who doesn't live by time, becuz time is so damn controlling!!! I can only do what time allows me to do, so fuck it, I WANNA MEET TIME HIM/HERSELF, to be politically correct. I wanna meet people i already know, just meet them more often. I also wanna meet ME in wierd life experiences, to see how i would handle them. I wanna meet me in jail, ummmm no comment, meet me at the hospital with my first born baby. My wife, I dont know her yet, r maybe i do, hmmmmmmmm I dont know?? but until then, playing the game like it pose to be played. I wanna meet my Future in-laws. I wanna meet civilians. I wanna meet the WHOLE WAYANS family, and have Thanksgiving dinner with them!!!I wanna meet wit george bush in the white house and see if he can hold down a conversation( I already know he can"t). And i also wanna meet bone thugs at the crossroads... AND I WANT TO MEET MY IDOL, CLAYTON BIGSBY!!!!!

AND I WOULD LIKE TO AT LEAST SEE THE FACE OF THIS GIRL!!!

DAAAAAYUMMM, I DONT KNOW IF MY WHITE ASS CAN EVEN HANDLE THAT. I DIDNT KNOW DENIM STRECTHES LIKE THAT. PANTS SO TIGHT LOOK LIKE SHE GREW UP WIT EM ON!!

AND THIS GIRL TOO

AND THE MUTHA FUCKA THAT HURT MY BABY!!!!

and this magician...

Music:



Jigga, Joe Budden, Jay-z, Grafh, Lyfe Jennings, Shawn Carter, the ROC(throw your diamonds in the ehhhh-yerrrrrr), S. Carter, Donell Jones, J-Hova, Latif, Beyonce's boyfriend, Talib Kweli, Hove, Jada-mmwwwhaaaahhhhh, that was a kiss sound!!! Leader of Rocafella, Lil Weezy babeeee!!!Dont call me hov no more call me the Blueprint!!! and oh yeah, did i say that Jay-z is the greatest, i just didnt knwo if ya'll got that!!

Movies:



Television:

New York Undercover, Hey dude, what would you do, master splinter and friends, Cops the cartoon(thats old skool), Wnba games, Rock Paper scissors championships.

Books:

BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS. MAN I AINT READ TO MANY OF THOSE, ya know how people always say after the see a movie, Oh the book was better", i have never read one so i wouldnt know. i only read like biographies of athletes. I read magazines though, king, smooth, the flip pages( a magazine dedicated to filipino girls, haha, jus kiddin.) I read the paper daily and not just the sports section, i read the future and i read minds and i hate readin instructions on how to assemble things, im a man mayun, i can do it myself, maybe thats why im always falling out of my chairs!!! but one book ya'll should all read is, uhhh, lemme get back to you on that one!!!

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My Blog

When i hear heat lyrically, I MUST POST IT!! More joey!!

The game is foul at both ends of itThere's no freedom of speech 'cause of this little thing we call censorshipAs if that don't narrow our content enough, We make it smaller, talkin' bout rims and shit...
Posted by Pogi Puti Lalaki on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST

uhhhh, THIS SHIT DONT HAPPEN EVERYDAY!!

Okay so I dont even know if I should be tellin you guys this but man i just feel so violated... ahahhaha, this was some cold ass shit for real... I was at the Chevron on brooklyn and 49th behind the S...
Posted by Pogi Puti Lalaki on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:13:00 PST

MY VALENTINES DAY

Valentines Day is a day that's supposed to be for women, But she turned the tables on me and surprised me again...It was I who got treated nice and put on a pedestal, It was I who got pampered and cat...
Posted by Pogi Puti Lalaki on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:36:00 PST

JOEY IS NUTS MAN... BOY NEEDS TO DROP AN ALBUM

JOE BUDDEN STAINEDMOOD MUSIC VOLUMEI JUST FEL:T THESE VERSES SO I HAD TO SHARE EM WITH YALL.Im everything hip hop critics try to slight,got no problem bringing out the shit that hip hop hides,so I do ...
Posted by Pogi Puti Lalaki on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 01:28:00 PST

Through A Loop

I met this girl awhile back that forever changed my life, Taught my how to love, stay patient and how to stay fly, Everywhere I went I just happened to see her, Kept me hot and bothered like I was ...
Posted by Pogi Puti Lalaki on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 04:01:00 PST

WANID... sound it out, what does sound like?

yo yo yo, i wrote this a long time ago about people intending to do something they never follow through on.... it sounds better when said aloud, cuz of the rhymes and pauses, like when i read aloud at...
Posted by Pogi Puti Lalaki on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pieces of a Personal Recollection of a Mind

I was in the writing mood and found a piece i had started before and it needed a finish!!! Have you ever sat next to someone, but at the same time felt so far away, and you could have been the on...
Posted by Pogi Puti Lalaki on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST