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Jake

One time I broke a stapler because I put the staples in backwards. Does that make me stupid?

About Me

I like snowboarding, baseball,and soccer. I stand at a mere 5'10 give or take an inch or something. My favorite food is dirt, not really, but I used to eat it. Alot of people call me jake the snake which is kind of a stupid nickname but im not going to cry about it, but i will most likely hate your guts forever, just kidding, but not really, seriously though. My favorite movie has gotta be Happy Gilmore "Shoota", "you can trouble me for a warm glass of". I have absolutly no idea what I am talking about which is usually the case for me.

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My Interests

I like to laugh mostly at people though, it may be very cruel but it is way to much fun to pass up.if you think that i am laughing with you, your probably wrong, i am probably laughing at you so dont take it personally. sometimes when you are really tired someone could say the word lollypop, and for some reason you think it is hilarious and laugh at it for like an hour, then two hours later you laugh at it again and still think it is funny. Then you wake up the next morning and realize that you were an idiot for laughing. That is fun.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, the president, squanto the indian, Denzel Washington, yoda, chris Farley, adam sandler, Kevin Garnett, anikan skywalker, Scooby Doo, Crazy Eyes, Johnny Tsunami, Bill gates, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods.

Music:

Coldplay, Death cab for cutie, taking back sunday, everclear, Franz ferdinand, my chemical romance, fm static, thousand foot krutch, switchfoot, led zeplin, goo goo dolls, muse

Movies:

happy gilmore, tommy boy, Black sheep, spiderman, The lord of the rings, forest gump, Batman, Any kind of superhero movie pretty much, Home movies.

Television:

Simpsons, Lost with trevor daigle, Sports Center, OLN, Comedy central, Discovery Channel. Watching T.V is something i do when i am extremely bored and can find nothing better to do.

Books:

Reading is for intelligent people, and i am not very intelligent.

Heroes:

Jesus, Spiderman, Michalangelo the ninja turtle, Batman, Superman, Legolas, Squanto that crazy indian, ron burgundy, brick tamlin, the green power ranger (he is chinese), mulajn, nightcrawler, and chris farley, in heaven.