About Me
No man can stop me. Were any harm visited upon my most exalted person, the heads of the civilized world would stir themselves in their might, and God himself could not stem the tides of blood that followed. All the world would be set aflame, and the horrors would not cease until the destruction of the hemisphere itself was complete. I am invincible; a raffish rogue quick with the rapier and rapier wit alike. I have a summer home made of urban peasants stacked like logs and a porcelain palace afloat on a lake of water irrigated from the highest peaks of the Alpine mountains. I am skilled in the martial art of karate and Queensbury-ruled pugilism, and I wield a pistol with a hawk's eye. One philistine recently challenged me, and I tore him wholly asunder with my skillful, yet effortless, tactics and Brobdingnagian strength. My valiance is matched by my unequaled dashing. I enjoy an embarassment of riches and a hallowed soul, and my legend can only end with a glory comparable to my already magnificent duration on this earth.
