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Suzabell™

You're talkin' to me all wrong. That's the wrong tone. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the face wi

About Me


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My name is Suzanne, but most everyone calls me Suzy or Suz. This is me in a nutshell:
~I have been separated from my husband since June 2007
~I have panic disorder.
~I don't drive because of the panic disorder.
~I spill things.
~I love doing laundry and dishes.
~I hate vaccuming
~I wear my clothes in order including my panties. But not my bras and pants.
~I tend to take things personally.
~I know that Detroit has the Lions, Tigers, Red Wings, and Pistons. That is the absolute EXTENT of my sports knowledge.
~I love bubble baths.
~I think laughing for five minutes a day is better than 500 sit ups.
~I try to walk 2 miles a day. TRY.
~I love listening to thunder storms.
~I cry myself to sleep sometimes.
~I laugh myself to sleep sometimes.
~I'm extrememly picky when it comes to food. My favorite ingredients include, cheese, pepperoni and sauce.
~I have a cat that has been my glue through my husband and I breaking up. That sounds kind of silly I know, but she is my baby.
~I am an assitant preschool teacher, but have no degree.
~I stopped going to school (college) when I got engaged, and never went back. Now, I can't afford it.
~I'm almost 30, and I have no idea what my life will be like when I'm 40.
~My myspace page says more about me than I ever could.
~I'm not, and never have been a "career woman". That's essentially why my husband left. The only career I have ever wanted to do, and I KNOW I can do well, is be a mom. I want that more than anything.
~I'm working on the wife thing.
~I smile and laugh quite a bit.
~I can't seem to brush my teeth without getting toothpaste all over me.
~My teeth are very white.
~When I paint my nails, my toenails and fingernails HAVE to match or it drives me nuts.
~I pick at my nails.
~I'm very nice. A little too nice.
~I can also get very angry.
~I love taking Tylenol PM, and just let the relaxed tired feeling wash over me some nights.
~I'm emotional.
~I'm a lover.
~I'm a fighter.
~I want a divorce, and I'm not sure if I will ever trust anyone enough to get married again.
~I tend to not let things go easily.
~I'm not perfect.
~I laugh a lot.
~I watch tv way more than I probably should.
~My idea of a fun date is an afternoon at Toys R Us.
~I hate feet. They're ugly and smell.
~I can't stand bad personal hygiene.
~I'm messy and neat at the same time.
~I can clean anyone else's place, and keep my work space neat, but can't seem to remember to dust my bedroom.
~I moved back home with my parents.
~I'm very close with my family.
~I love to sleep all day.
~I'd rather have a quiet night out with the one I love than a wild night out.
~I laugh hysterically when people suck helium and then talk. Seriously, I laugh like a 5 year old when someone falls down.
~I have 1 small butterfly tattoo on my shoulder. That's all I plan on having....ok, my Suzabell (a nickname my mom's always called me) on my lower back. Yes, I said lower back. I can't help it. I want to feel sexy.
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~acting
~being in pictures
~bowling
~Build-A-Bear Workshop
~changing my layouts
~coloring
~crosswords
~drawing
~family
~food
~men
~mini golf
~movies
~my cat
~pool
~surveys
~taking pictures
~tv
~writing

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I'd like to meet:

I love meeting new people. If you are interesting, kind, funny, and generous, then I probably want to meet you. Celebs I want to meet include:
~Alicia Silverstone
~Al Pacino
~Andy Samberg
~Big Bird
~Bobby Lee
~Brandon Routh
~Brecken Meyer
~Bruce Willis
~Chris Rock
~Christopher Walken
~Dane Cook
~Daniel Tosh
~David Archuletta
~David Cook
~Demetri Martin
~Drew Barrymore
~Elijah Wood
~Ellen DeGeneres
~Grover
~Halle Barry
~Hayden Christiansen
~Henry Winkler
~Jake Gyllanhall
~Jeff Foxworthy
~John Krasisnski
~Josh Dumel
~Kate Winslet
~Kirsten Dunst
~Larry the Cable Guy
~Macaulay Culkin
~Mike Burbiglia
~Morgan Freeman
~Oprah
~Paul Rudd
~Queen Latifah
~Reese Witherspoon
~Robert DeNiro
~Ron Howard
~Ryan Gosling
~Sarah Silverman
~Seth MacFarlane
~Simon Cowell
~Sylvia Browne
~Thomas Dekker
~Tom
~Twiggy
~Tyra Banks
~Wanda Sykes
~Will Smith
~Zach Braff


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Music:


I love music from ALL genres. If it has a beat, I'll listen to it


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Movies:

~Adventures in Baby-sitting
~American Movie
~Annie
~Bad Santa
~Be Kind Rewind
~Big
~Beautiful
~Click
~Dirty Dancing
~Enchanted
~Fast Times at Ridgemont High
~Follow that Bird
~Forrest Gump
~Girl Interrupted
~Hairspray
~Harry Potter
~Home Alone
~Joe Dirt
~Malibu's Most Wanted
~Matchstick Men
~Max Keeble's Big Move
~Meet the Parents
~Millions
~Mr. Holland's Opus
~My Girl
~Napoleon Dynamite
~Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
~Psycho
~Shaun of the Dead
~She's All That
~The Star Wars Holiday Special (with commentary)
~Superbad
~The Adventures of Huck Finn
~The Boondock Saints
~The Breakfast Club
~The Others
~The Polar Express
~The Shining
~The Village
~Toy Story
~UHF
~What about Bob?
~Zoolander

Television:


~American Idol
~America's Next Top Model
~Aqua Teen Hunger Force
~Bell and Sebastian
~Best Week Ever
~Bod
~Bones
~Dr.Katz
~Everybody loves Raymond
~Family Guy
~Free Radio
~Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
~Futurama
~Ghosthunters
~Girls Next Door
~Hell's Kitchen
~Human Giant
~Law & Order:CI
~Law & Order:SVU
~MadTv
~Monk
~My Name is Earl
~My Super Sweet 16
~Reba
~Reno!911
~Robot Chicken
~Roseanne
~Saturday Night Live
~Saved by the Bell
~Scrubs
~South Park
~Small Wonder
~Still Standing
~The Hills
~The Kids in the Hall
~The King of Queens
~The Office
~The Sarah Silverman Program
~The Soup
~Today's Special


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Books:


~Adventures of a Psychic
~Angela's Ashes
~Flowers in the Attic
~Go ask Alice
~The Almost Moon
~The Lovely Bones
~Time Bomb


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Heroes:

~My Parents


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My Blog

What the hell is up with Hell’s Kitchen?

This is the third season I've watched Hell's Kitchen, and while I find it very entertaining, I do not understand it at all. Where do they FIND these people??? They are supposed to be really good chefs...
Posted by Suzabell™ on Wed, 28 May 2008 06:56:00 PST

Mom and Suz’s Most Excellent Adventure

This morning mom and I planned to go to Lane Bryant at the mall to use some totally awesome coupons, and get me some new clothes. Well, my mom being my mom, cannot put ANYTHING in it's place, and as m...
Posted by Suzabell™ on Mon, 26 May 2008 03:13:00 PST

Quest for the Shittiest Tasting Dorito?

So I was walking my 2 mile walk with my mom today, and we stopped in 7-Eleven, where mom bought these new Doritos called Quest for the Flavor or something such as that....anyway, apparently, Dorito's ...
Posted by Suzabell™ on Fri, 16 May 2008 06:38:00 PST