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Sara Mastick.

I am here for Friends

About Me



I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys.

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My Interests



Pufferball
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I'd like to meet:

Norma Jean. Fuuuckkk yessss.

Heroes:

Fiance. Love him!
My bad ass sissy.
The Bitch.
The prettiest girl in the universeee.
My favorite couple
The crazy dancer =]
Brother from another mother:
Alabama Cam!
My fellow animal lover:
Little people with big voices:
Me. Cause I'm fucking rad.

My Blog

CONGRATULATIONS AMY AND GEOFF

THEY'RE ENGAGED!!!!!!!     WOOT WOOT! :-) it's about time!...
Posted by Sara Mastick. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST