John Frusciante - He is my idol. He is a living legend who should be revered just as Hendrix/Morrison/Joplin/Bonham/Bolan/Cobain etc are.
Jack White - Has come a long way since the early White Stripes stuff, thank god John Peel pushed it so much! His acoustic performances are amazing and I still love his version of 'Wayfaring Stranger', and when he plugs the Jetson into to the Fender Twin there is noone as fucking raw and aggressive!
Keira Knightley - Yes please.
Noel Fielding - Noone makes me laugh as much as this bloke, he is a comic genius and all he does is chat shit and make it up as he goes along, same as me really.
Salvador Dali - He liked floppy clocks.
Jim Marshall - He made very loud, very good sounding amps (although I have a Fender).
Thom Yorke - I'd love to have a chat over a cuppa with him. I'd probably be terrified to leave the house afterwards but alas.
Albus Dumbledore - 'Sup Albus you bitch...'
Ray Mears' berry eating friend - He chews like a billy goat whilst saying 'mmmmm...nutrients'.
Habib Koité - One of the best African guitarists I have ever heard.
Tim Burton - I love his work a bit too much.
Danny Elfman - I want him to play some gothic 1950's soap powder advert music at my funeral!