Scruffy, nerdy punk who hangs out in the east village but lives on the upper east side. I like cats, trees, books, socks, mohawks, french fries, pugs, smiles, tighty whities, indie films, music, msnbc (No more cnn for this liberal... that's right! I said it! So what?! You wanna piece of me?), water, nipples (boy nipples... girl nipples freak me out), maple syrup, pictures of cute guys in tighty whities, morning whoopie.
(oy! And while I'm sure you're all absolutely beautiful people. Please say hi before sending a friend request. Thanks!)
oh... and I'm freakishly amazing in the sack... I mean AMAZING...
