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Gustin

No, no, no, don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.

About Me

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

My Interests

High-Five for Sorry

I'd like to meet:

R-D-A

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Music:

1930's Death Metal

Movies:

Swayze Crazy

Television:

Lifetime

Books:

Scare me

Heroes:

Darwin's Rottweiler

My Blog

Much Loved

Amazing weekend!  Capped it off with a nice cigar on the back stoop last night...My best friends Rick and Ashley tied the knot this weekend and it was an amazing time...the weather was great...th...
Posted by Gustin on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:46:00 PST

A cross across this country of ours

Well...I just drove across the country from CT to LV then to CA and it was one of the best times I've ever had...The company I had was my girl Zoe and her truck....for us who still live in New England...
Posted by Gustin on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:42:00 PST

Point System Please Read!!!!!

Recently a friend of mine and I were in a car were a man pulled out in front of us just enough for us to hit the horn and a near accident...the man got really pissed and after we passed him he pulled ...
Posted by Gustin on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:12:00 PST

1st law of physics

1st law of physics:  if 10 things i hate about you is on any station it will be watched....
Posted by Gustin on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:16:00 PST

Superman Sucked

Overall, superman was pretty boring
Posted by Gustin on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:27:00 PST

Boohoos and Wheapers

CLOWN SHOES
Posted by Gustin on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:25:00 PST

time bandits

I was fortunate enough to come across a movie that in my young held a special place.  Mother fucking TIME BANDITS!  oh sweet sassy mo lassy this is a friggin amazing movie and I had doubts s...
Posted by Gustin on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:31:00 PST

6 6 oh 6

No god damned zombies, no friggin blood from volcanoes, no puppies humpin the kitties, no opposite jesus...son of a bitch!  and why the fuck do they have a "predatory" mood that is self incrimin...
Posted by Gustin on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST

camel toe

I'm watching america's funniest home videos and i still don't understand how people don't think we evolved from clams (that's a scientology joke) but seriously when was the last time you saw any anima...
Posted by Gustin on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 05:19:00 PST

Worst Pain I've EVER had

So, I pinched a nerve in my back and I hope it never happens again. It is the worst thing ever. I've broken bones, chomped the end of my tongue off, stabbed myself on accident, and an entire list of...
Posted by Gustin on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:27:00 PST