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How to make a Danny
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
3 parts brilliance
3 parts leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com THIS IS TOTALY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DANIEL
Dis forDedicated
Ais forArty
Nis forNaughty
Iis forImpassioned
Eis forElegant
Lis forLogical What Does Your Name Mean?
SKITTLES
Sis forStunning
Kis forKind
Iis forImportant
Tis forTrendy
Tis forTasty
Lis forLegendary
Eis forEnthusiastic
Sis forSporty What Does Your Name Mean?
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Your results:
You are The Joker
The Joker 63%
Apocalypse 63%
Magneto 61%
Dr. Doom 56%
Lex Luthor 54%
Dark Phoenix 53%
Venom 52%
Mr. Freeze 47%
Riddler 47%
Catwoman 43%
Juggernaut 41%
Mystique 41%
Green Goblin 41%
Kingpin 41%
Two-Face 37%
Poison Ivy 32% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...
Quotes:
Computer: Nothing, Nothing, Bin, and Lightning.
Alyssa (In Booming voice): Struck Down!
Alyssa:Your gay, I'm gay, Your an idiot!
Danny:This is worse than 'nam.
Alyssa(On floor laughing):You've never been to 'nam.
Danny:You put the toast in the toaster than add the cheese and put it all in the microwave.
Alssa's Mom:And then you'd still have the toast. That could work.
Alyssa's Mom:Who is that?
Danny: It's Danny.
Alyssa's Mom:OH (pause) wana play guitar hero?
Danny:Did you know Patrick talks?
Danny:Patrick did you know your sisters a Bitch?
Danny:Rain Bran, Start your day off right.
Danny:Wait her last name is Hopkinson? Brittany kill your self your life is over. Now Matt Lower will never marry you. That and your a comunist.
Alyssa (Tired but still in a booming voice): Struck Down!
Zach:Gary Coleman's "I'm in love with a Stripper"?
Danny:Gary Coleman doesn't sing that!
Zach:Gary Coleman doesn't sing.
Jackie(mocking Danny):Burger, Taco, Burger, Taco? I'll have the chicken.
Zach:So I'm going to start doing Gay Porn.
Danny:And I'm going to watch it!
Zach:Danny why'd you wreck another car?
Danny:Cause it's interesting. And there's nothing interesting left in the world.
Zach:Lets buy pickle favored Pringles (turns out they're AWFUL!!!!)
Kendra:Quick everyone grab a drink, I'll grab a bottle.
Emily T:My Boh-doh-dee-oh was so off tonight.
Kendra:MAN! *Bending foward and pointing*
Samantha:Kara we know about your check. Now stop screaming sit down and pretend your not with us.
Rich:Whoa! Were you just drinking wine? How old are you?
Danny:Rich Watches iCarly!!!
Kalli:Danny, did you remeber to desex the turkey for Thanksgiving?
Kalli:Please pass the pie.
Kalli:Ha ha ha ha ha (Dies)
Kalli:Wait what?
Mommy:Shhh Its ok Kalli.
Megan:Hey Danny. Go pet that baby.
Danny:I haven't done that since the third grade.
Guy 1:Hey are you flying that plane up there?
Guy 2:No I'm right here.
Nurse:Come back soon.
Man:What a terrible thing to say at a Hospital.
Megan:Holy Shit!
Danny:What?
Megan:I thought you were going to Thelma and Louise it!
Kalli:Every time there's an akward silence a gay baby is born.
*Akward Silence*
Kalli:*Pop* Whoo
Danny:Where's the BALLOON!!!?
Danny:Oh you pet that baby baby
Oh you pet that baby baby
Oh you pet that baby baby
That baby that baby
Haven't done that since the third grade
Haven't done that since the third grade.
Megan:OMG Your going to Charlie Brown us to death!!!
Megan:I scared a kid so bad he Pooped himself.
Daniella:She screams "Who's in there with you Julio?" Grabs a bat and kicks in the door. He's in bed with Jose from the liqour store.
Usnavy & Carla:No me diga!?
Danny:How'd he get my number?
Zach:Gave it to him.
Kim:Ray loves that song, "I kissed a girl and I'm homo!"
Danny:Quick look a distraction!!!
Cami:Get off of him little white boy!
LWB:Your a racist!
Cami:YO MAMA!!!
Herman:You gotta make sure you get a good grip with the meat of your hand. Grab it with the meat.
FIU Color Guard:*snicker, snicker*
Zach:What?
Danny:I just had a flash that you were going to rape me!
Danny:Thats the night I hung out with Sara Clay.
Zach:EW!
Danny & Zach:(At the same time)Shut up she's my friend!!!
Kalli:Oh look its a Fondu.
Danny:You mean Fouton?
Kalli:Yeah! Haha its a fon-
Danny:Fouton!
Danny:With my new hair cut I look straight.
Alyssa:Straight to hell!
Danny:Ouch that hurt my soul.
Alyssa:You mean the one you don't have?
Kalli:I've never messed up the Cha-Cha Slide. Right foot lets stomp! *stomps with left*
Kim:Your not Skittles any more your a Panther now, so your new name is Sprinkles.
Cory:So is she an Alien?
Danny:No she's a Cyborg, half human half robot.
Cory:Is that a type of Alien?
Aubrey:Can you not turn on that shit that the music comes out of, please?
Gina:You mean the RADIO?
Aubrey:Yeah!
Ryan:Good Morning!!!
Aubrey:Shut up!
Ryan:Hurry up! We gots shits to do!
Aubrey:There's the U-Turn quick go go go!!!
Gina:(In her jacket)AHHHHHHH!!!!
Aubrey:OMG!!! Quick go. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Gina:Why'd you tell him to go?!?
Aubrey:I was just kidding!
Aubrey:Why were you guys screaming?
Ryan:She Pee'd on my leg!
Nat:But he was trying to put his Wee-wee on me like this. *Swings hips foward and back*
Lillie:Put a personal goal in your head like 3 or 4.
Danny:Twelve!
Herman:Oh Skittles your so butch.
Danny:Herman I did 6! Yeah Nigga!
Herman:Skittles your from the gehtto side of West Palm, arent you?
Danny:*Honking horn at Herman* Your the biggest fucking road block I've ever seen!!!
Herman:I'll show you something big!
Aubrey:OH GOD! *I was about to hit another car*
Aubrey:Alright split up Claudia and Emillio.
Nat:No! Try Will & Grace.
Danny & Aubrey:Except Grace wasn't a LESBIAN!!!
Audrey:Your also quieter in Gina's car.
Danny:No I'm not, it's just I'm concentrating on something. I don't concentrate when I drive.
Ivan:I wonder if someone could toss a rifle do a cartwheel and catch it?
Danny:Ivan look, I'll try it.
Gina & Joey:OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
*BLAM!!! Rilfe into my elbow*
Kim:I better get a fucking Lucky Scarf for Christmas bitches.
Aubrey:What would you guys do if a bulldozer came out right now and just was like *RAWR*.
Danny:Since when do bulldozers Roar?
Lndsay:Whats a motto?
Danny:Nothing whats a motto with you?
THE YES DANCE!!!
Devo:I am going to beat you untill your good!
Herman:You need to cut your hair a little shorter.
Danny:You need to grow out your hair a little.
Herman:Who cut it?
Danny:Gina's mom.
Herman:Is she a hair dresser?
Danny:No she's a blind crossing guard!
Herman:Scissor me timbers!
Mrs. Rogina: YOU ARE DUMB
Skittles:And then......
Gina:*weird look*
Skittles:What?
Gina:Don't look at me like I'm retarted you're the one who stoped talking!!!
Devo:Child Plus
Skittles:Imagine this except jeans and no shirt, and she was wearing a sports bra and shorts which is the equvalent to jeans and no shirt.
Skittles:GASP!!!
Gina:WHAT!!!?
Skittles:I thought you were going to run us into a wall.
Skittles:Ray this is how you tell your parents your gay. Mom, Dad, you know how sometimes a dolphin will choose a same sex partner, well this has nothing to do with that. I'm gay.
Emilio:I'm going to program my shit to fly acroos the tarp and hit you.
Skittles:Wait if you can program your equipment, can you program your rifle to fall in your hands?
Bruner:I would fuck the shit out of you!
Danny:You mean "Fuck you up?"
Bruner:Yeah that too.
Kim:Thalia!!!! YOU ARE AWFUL!!!
Kim:Skittles, you are the worst flag EVER!
Random FIU people:Get IT!!! x20
Kim:I think they got it!
Bruner:Why do you want to go to Orlando?
Danny:The same reason I ever want to go anywhere! A boy!
Aubrey:I'm black I don't know no better!
Skittles:Devo which is better? The Asian Tranny or the Black Tranny?
Devo:Oooo thats a tough one. I don't know?
Skittles:What do you do if you run in to a Blasian (black & asian) Tranny?
Devo:RUN!
Gina:Philis is going crazy. She's going to murder us all.
Danny:The headlines will read "Thoroughly MURDERED Millie!"
Shane:Kara whats two girls one cup about?
Kara:Two girls shit in a cup and eat it. GOOD NIGHT!
Aubrey:You should wear my jungle woman costume!
Skittles:Yeah!? I'll kick in Kim's door in Ohio and scream "I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR!"
Kim:So you guys need to step it up and you need to start taking resposability and yo- IS THAT A HICKY ON YOUR NECK!?
Skittles:WHO!?
Kim:YOU!
Kim:So thats whats happening when we go to Ohio there's not alot of ti- ARE YOU WEARING EYE-LINER!?
Gina:I told you!
Aileen:I was so scared I was going to burn in that gym.
Aubrey:HA HA Nat was saying she thought she was going to be struck by lighting.
Melissa:At least all the boys made it out ok.
Kim's Van: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ray:DAMN IT!
Aileen:Whats wrong?
Ray:I forgot my lufa!
Cat teacher:You are here because you all drive like WILD PIGS!
Pig:I'M A WILD PIG!
Boy:Daddy, teacher says when someone gets a gas cap an angel gets its wings!
Father:Your teachers full of snot!
Danny:Listen Will I have to go. Can I talk to you later?
Will:Why can't you wana talk to me now!
Bruner:I hate this.
Danny:Hate what?
Bruner:Being at the pool. Kids are going to look at me and say "Look at the whale! Do a trick whale! Splash me!"
Tracy:So isn't that chicken good?
Danny:Yeah its ok, I just don't like nuts. I know SHOCKER me not liking nuts.
Lauren:This substance is getting warm. It must be an acid!
Steph:Can you get your big head out of MY screen?
Lauren:That ball doesn't go far beacause it's not boyant.
Steph:What the hell?
Linzy:OMG! Go away! I'm surrounded by gay drunks with no blanket!
Megan:Hi Baby!
Baby: *Angry Look*
Megan:Ugh this is just like the time with the gay waiter!
William:Me making fun of your analogies, and you making of my mental disease is not the same thing. You can make up a better analogy. I can't help it.
LLAMA SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRozKfYGFVc
Bro & Sis share a boyfriend (part 1 of 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKyBsY0-naY

My favorite episode of MTV's Undressed part one. Also not all bi guys are like Dustin.


Bro & Sis share a boyfriend (part 2 of 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4CGM3gGKUA

My favorite episode of MTV's Undressed part 2. And Again all bi guys are not like Dustin.


Natasha Bedingfield - Chasing Cars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdMK8KzpLxQ

Best Guard Show Ever! Just listen to the song and think of what it makes you feel. I Love you FIUPE!

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