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J ta tha Motha fuckin D

Live today like there's no tomorow!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ARNOLD!! Howard Stern the best disc jockey on the planet, and Mr. Heffner himself...and all his lil bunnies!!!

Music:

Basically I only listen to rap with some variety here and there....Eminem,snoop,lil kim,dr dre,sublim, kotton mouth kings, necro, 2 Pac, 50-cent, G-unit, TI, Trick daddy, Camron, Akon, Kanye West, D-12, Xzibit, Petey Pablo, Kid Rock, Lil jon, Big tymes, Memphis bleek, Mobb depp, Young buck, Notorious Big, The game.....And others!

Movies:

Im not a movie finatic, but I enjoy a good movie every once in a while... The Hunted, The Godfather, Scareface, Blow, Saw, Fear and lothing in las vegas....just a few good ones!

Television:

I dont watch too much tv, because im not really home too much...

Books:

Fuck books, as long as i can read thats what really matters. A good magazine once in a while will do tha trick...

Heroes:

Anorld!?!?!?!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh Micheal-Patrick...u like?
Birthday: May 30th
Birthplace: Hackensack...
Current Location: Boonies..aka Great Meadows
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty all the way baby!!
Your Heritage: Italian/Irish/German/ and a touch of Dutch lol
The Shoes You Wore Today: Make it K-Swiss
Your Weakness: Non that comes ta mind
Your Fears: What im doing with the rest of my life???
Your Perfect Pizza: Breaded chickn on top!!! MmmMMMm
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: New car/truck???
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wooohooo im alive again
Your Best Physical Feature: My dimpels if thats how u spell it
Your Bedtime: whenever im tired....
Your Most Missed Memory: Dazed and confused haha
Pepsi or Coke: neither....id take water!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fuck that shit WENDYS!!
Single or Group Dates: Single....=)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton green tea...
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Your not cool unless u smoke haha
Do you Swear: like a fuckin sailor
Do you Sing: NO
Do you Shower Daily: usually 2 times a day, but atleast once a day
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: Yeah
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Hellz yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Hellz yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Latly yeah, but a few years ago not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: yupp
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yeahh lol
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked wut, not marijuan but cigerets!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: fo show!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: LOL yeah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A lighter...if that counts
Ever been Drunk: Obviously if ive drank lol
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: Fuck no
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A porn star??
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: dirty blonde
Short or Long Hair: medium length
Height: shorter then me
Weight: i dunno hah not fat...
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not all of them!
Number of CDs I own: doesnt matter
Number of Piercings: Not that many...
Number of Tattoos: a bunch, i only have one but im getn another
Number of things in my Past I Regret: gettn drunk and haveing sex lol
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Blog

Livin it up!!!

Today fuckn sucks......Nothin else ta say but im living my life if theres no tomorow......Anyone appose? fuck ya self
Posted by J ta tha Motha fuckin D on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:48:00 PST

When there's a party everyone knows!!

Here Ye Here Ye theres a party this friday do you know where? If you wanna know its gonna cost ya so ask me.....or your boi named Zack.... Bam Bitch!!!!
Posted by J ta tha Motha fuckin D on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST

Life has got ta be good for the mayne man on TOP lol

Whatever, no harsh feelings for everybody i havent gotten back ta...its not like i dont wanna talk to you, i do but i havent had too much time latly...So yeah rite now im bored waitn for shit ta start...
Posted by J ta tha Motha fuckin D on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 05:30:00 PST

yeah mo fucka im finally the BIG 1.8.

Yeah so yesterday was my birthday...now i can buy cigaretts and lottery tickets and porn....So you know what that means...Strip club biotch! Whoever wants ta come were goin ta grandveiw next weekend.....
Posted by J ta tha Motha fuckin D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck fuck fuck tha police.....And the school lol

Well here it goes on the date of May 10th 2005 my two friends seany B. and Kyle D. got pulled over by the po po during lunch in town. They said " they saw us smoking marijuana in the car while we were...
Posted by J ta tha Motha fuckin D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck Mr. huckel, Mrs, Dolton, and Mrs. Steffner!!!

Aight so this is the scoop, i got my cell taken away from me by a teacher on friday,they said i grabed it out of her hand, since i took the battery out after i gave my cell to her, I got suspended for...
Posted by J ta tha Motha fuckin D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HAPPY NEW YEARS BITCHES!!!

Last nite was insaine, word up ta the Iannicones for throwin a sick new years bash!!!! Soo im out and have a happy new years!!!!
Posted by J ta tha Motha fuckin D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST