simple jokes..........just open laaaa...... |
Teacher: Sam, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
same as your brother's.Did you copy his?
Sam: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: How come you do ... Posted by ~~aPiZ_bUrN~~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Warna anda(kesukaan).....melambang jiwa anda.....terpulang laa kalau nak percaya... |
>>If your birthday is on...... December 23rd~ January 1st = Red
>>January 2nd ~ January 11th = Orange
>>January 12th ~ January 24th = Yellow
>>January 25th ~ February 3rd = Pink
>>February 4th ~ F... Posted by ~~aPiZ_bUrN~~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
maxi2.......tengok laaaa..... |
ASSALAMUALAIKUM SEMUA...NI ADA BISNIS MULTILEVEL BARU UNTUK DICEBURI..SAYA TAK KISAH KALAU ANDA TAK MINAT .....DAN HARAP HARAP ANDA BLEH BACA DULU...DECISION ,SAYA TAK KISAH..OK CAMNI...
COMPANY:
... Posted by ~~aPiZ_bUrN~~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
[This is a joke that is really funny and it works!] |
>An old lady walked into a Grocery Store.
>She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.
>She went up to the cash register to buy the food.
>The saleslady told her that the... Posted by ~~aPiZ_bUrN~~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
rape cases at toilet cinema........ |
Dear all,
Pls forward this to yr friends and relatives. Recently there are
rape cases happening in KLCC toilet near cinema...
2 girls went into the toilet, they were gang rape by a few ma... Posted by ~~aPiZ_bUrN~~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Your Birth date could be describe u! |
>01, 06, 11, 16, 21, 26, 31 -----> Pink
>02, 07, 12, 17, 22, 27 ----------> Blue
>03, 08, 13, 18, 23, 28 ----------> Yellow
>04, 09, 14, 19, 24, 29 ----------> Green
>05, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30 ------... Posted by ~~aPiZ_bUrN~~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Satu Pesanan Buat Semua Umat Islam |
Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 10:43:30 -0700 (PDT)
Assalamualaikum,
INGATLAH APABILA ANDA MENERIMA WASIAT INI, JANGANLAH DIBIARKAN ATAU DIABAIKAN DAN NIAT ANDA MENGEDARKAN. WASIAT INI ADALAH K... Posted by ~~aPiZ_bUrN~~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |