I'm always doing big long about me's so ill keep this one short and sweet... sweeter than 250 pounds of raw, untainted sugar cane in fact.• Names John, i'm 18 and i REALLY need a haircut.• I go to halesowen college, it's a tad shit and too many people wear striped jumpers there. its quite disturbing to see a sea of stripes first thing in the morning.• I find the phrase "cunt trumpets" amusing.• You can usually find me in starbucks, or down the pub, slagging it up, as you do.• Spongebob IS cool. He wears a red tie all year round. and he has holes, how can he not be cool? See? Exactly my point. end of discussion.• I listen to most kinds of music except for any shitty whiney kiddy crap like blink 182 or anything as annoying as the beach boys.• I only listen to death metal when i feel the need to throw my cat around the room...• I dislike Americans... Don't bother adding. You won't be accepted.• Same with chavs and scenesters, Bet your "well gutted innit." You fucking freaks.• I look harmless but i have a wicked temper, and i'm fucking quick with my handbag ;)• I don't believe in god, or karma, or luck or any other feeble minded bollocks you can throw at me.• I used to think musketeers were going to get me in the night when i was 5 years old. I still think that now. It's terrible isn't it?• I love voice distorters, they're just great. I'd love to own one so i could SHAG it.• I stole Jesus' dress sense, i can be seen strutting around birmingham sporting a white robe and sandals (H)• Thats all i have to say, oh and i'm lazy as fuck, unemployed and i swear too much. Quite the package eh?That wasn't short at all was it?. Bugger.Add me.AND actually talk.MSN? ADD THIS --- [email protected] One In My Comment Box Why Don't You?
