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jaclyn_

About Me

all things are pirate-like when i do them.

My Interests

sex, ultraviolence, beethoven.

My Blog

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newsroom memorieeeeeeeeeees. OA | 06 ...
Posted by sunshine kills on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:52:00 PST

make helvetica lemonade

ok, so, i was late to school to do this presentation on helvetica and speeding on my way up the hill. i get pulled over. i am so tired and all i can think is, "it’s really, REALLY going to suck ...
Posted by sunshine kills on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:07:00 PST

how to be a jaclyn

i've broken it down into three easy steps, so anyone can do it!--------------------------------------------------------- ----STEP ONE: have enough disdain for the world to make one up of your own. resi...
Posted by sunshine kills on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:08:00 PST

here’s to you, ahab

Just another dead whaleFrom the WSJ's Morning Report: A 49-foot, 50-ton bowhead killed last month off the Alaskan coast was apparently a contemporary of Herman Melville, at least according to the m...
Posted by sunshine kills on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:13:00 PST

you know this guy? this guys the TIF!

In the spirit of the OA / High Fidelity love for "Top {insert # here}" lists, i have compiled a few of my favorite latenite newsroom quotes for internet immortality.  the target audience for this...
Posted by sunshine kills on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 02:38:00 PST

how to make a frances farmer

-Crushed mint leaves.-Sweet syrup (good god not sweetnsour).-Crushed, crushed classy ice.-One lime, cut delicately into a spiral and painstakingly juiced one centimeter at a time.-FRESH fucking orange...
Posted by sunshine kills on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 03:06:00 PST