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About Me

Some would say I'm selfish, shallow, two-faced, conniving, semi-vendivtive, and an asshole. Those people are absolutely right. But I doubt you'd ever meet those people because they don't exist. At least not for you, not right now, not ever. I like to have a glass of chocolate milk before I go to bed sometimes. Not the syrup, the dust. Dust all the way. Dust kicks the syrup's ass any day of the week. All you QUIK dust junkies know the deal. That last gulp is straight up heaven. It can't be matched. Its equivalent to someone's first time at Disney world. Its synonymous with your first orgasm and your first bite of fillet mignon. Its like staying out really late when you're 15 and not getting caught by your parents because they fell asleep at 10pm. Its like when you put on your first pair of Air Jordans, and then take them off just to smell that new-kicks smell. BOOM!

Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts..
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My Interests

Architecture, Art, Sculpture, Milk, Comedy, Road Trips, Photography, Backgammon, Basketball, Film, Video, Automotive Aesthetics and Mechanics, Amateur Psychology, Fine Dining, Porn with a plot, Science, Excessive kissing, Massage, Nyquil

I'd like to meet:

People who don't use Halloween as an excuse to dress like prostitutes. People who are not dramatic. People who have everything intact upstairs. People who have eclectic tastes in music, film and nightlife. People who would like to give me money. People who like FLAN!

Music:

Dance (and all its subcategories), Rock (and all its subcategories), classical, oldies, 80s, wholesome, pop, hiphop, opera, triphop, drum n bass, folk, international, jazz, country, dirty dirty, film scores, etc.

Movies:

The Game, Batman 1,2, Groundhog Day, 2001: A Space Odyssey, South Park, The Postman, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Dirty Dancing, Revenge of the Nerds, Back to the Future 1,2, 12 Angry Men, Hot Dog: The Movie, The Taking of Pelham 123, Turk 182, Weird Science, Leon: The Professional, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Easy Rider, About Shmidt, Napoleon Dynamite, 48 Hours, Anything Eddie Murphy pre 1990, KIDS, As Good As It Gets, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Lethal Weapon 1,2, Rocky 1-4, The Running Man, Legends of the Fall, The Rules of Attraction, Scary Movie 1, Amazon Women on the Moon, Boiler Room, Rounders, Pitch Black, Cool World, Underworld, Austin Powers 1,2, Man On Fire, Taxi (i know its cheesy but i like the car stuff), The Hire (BMW Films), Vanishing Point, The French Connection, The Jackal, The Saint, Explorers, D.A.R.Y.L., Short Circuit 1,2, Superman 1-4, Full Metal Jacket, Robocop, I Come In Peace, Action Jackson, Metropolis (1927), Half Baked, Do The Right Thing, Total Recall, Zoolander, Something about Mary, Clean and Sober, Touch and Go, Night Shift, The Matrix 1, The Specialist, Scarface, Bad Boys 1, etc etc etc.

Television:

The Price is Right, Entourage, Three's Company, Dukes of Hazzard, MASH, The Simpsons, Kids in the Hall, Seinfeld, Knight Rider, The Daily Show, Muppet Babies, Dream On (HBO early 90's), Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

I just finished reading "Why Men Love Bitches" by Sherry Argov. Its refered to as the "good book" by reformed nice girls. Ladies, take notes. If you're interested in me, please read this book cover to cover before contacting me. Not for me (well yea, for me too) but for yourselves!

Heroes:

The delivery guy from Mike's Diner, The delivery guy from Dragon Phoenix, etc. you get the point. I like food brought to me.

My Blog

The Myspace Bulletin Manifesto

I've been deleting bulletin whores today. People who post bulletins like: Subjet: OMG! Body: I broke a nail, leave me a comment!!!!!! =( If you're one of these people and I haven't deleted you yet, yo...
Posted by ///ΘANAΣHΣ on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:02:00 PST