Mark

I hope to become the newest cast member on LOST. I have common sense. People without it really bug me. I keep trying to win millions in the lottery. I like trivia and know many useless and arcane facts such as: The "S" in President Harry S Truman's name stands for nothing other than the letter "S" itself; or that he was the last President not to have attended college. I won a plaque for being inducted into the Beer Hall of Foam for drinking over 100 different beers from around the world. My favorite pet was a Dachshund that I got when I was six. I think we should eliminate the paper dollar and use the dollar coin instead - the Canadians got that one right. I have a keen interest in the opposite sex. I like potatoes. I read while commuting on Metro. I played kickball. I am bowlegged. My favorite tune from high school was "My Sharona". I plan on winning a gold medal in the Senior Olympics not because I will be a superb athlete, but because I will outlive my peer group. Scooby Doo was a great cartoon. I want to be voted "Sexiest Man Alive" when I'm 100. I once owned a black Mazda RX-7 with vanity plates. I want to find a cure for halitosis. I think if you have read this far, then you are either severely bored or would like to be added as one of my friends--please do! Rock on.