Gus Gustafson - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a dog. No, really. I'm a dog. I am 8 months old and demand attention at all times. I always look disgruntled and unsatisfied. The ladies love me. Probably cuz I'm a dog to them. Cuddle with me, girls. You know you want to.I am a poot monster. I poot so bad I can clear a room. I have floppy jowels and big haunches and the girls still give me hugs.7/15/06: I woke up and noon today and go to give my bits and pieces a quick wash only to find out my plums have been picked! What the blazes?? He said we were going to the dog park! Now I'm only half the man I used to be. I'll get even, though. No plant of his is off limits from now on, the little ass bandit.10/4/06: I have a difficult time understanding that not everyone in the world wants to play with me.

My Interests

I enjoy eating and sleeping. I love to get into things that I'm not supposed to.

I'd like to meet:

The bastard that clipped my tail. There I was at the kennel minding my own damn business and thought it would be ok to take a quick nap after eating my kibbles. Big mistake! Now I'm left with a stumpy! I'll find you, you masochist, and when I do I'm clipping something off of you. We'll see what your wife thinks of you then! Oh yeah... and the little bitch down the street. She makes me tingle when I see her.