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Just your run of the mill bloke...i go out to 3rd world countries and help the poor,i read to the blind,i build homes for the homeless(just boxes mainly...but they love it! i even cut little windows and make little doors for them) and I help people in wheelchairs up steep hills..nah! Really if I was helping people in wheelchairs up steep hills, its only so when we get to the top I can let go, great fun! beauty of it thou, is that their in wheelchairs anyway so the chances are that 85% there body is fucked anyway*. so about me??? Well I am a guy (but my mum brought me up and really wanted a girl, so I sit down to go to toilet)i hate everyone,but everyone hates me so all is cool. I also like to drink, wank,listen to music(while drinking) and looking at naked ladies(while drinking).so there you go.*note:i like people in wheelchairs...they make me realise how lucky i am...like when im on a bouncy castle or getting out of a burning building quickly.so there you go.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: matt er u fucking scott (or twat as me great mates name me)
Birthday: 20-may 2007......cos thats when me next'birthday' is.not my 'date of birth'
Birthplace: from my mums fanny(or cunt) just incase stupid americans think that i was born out me mums asshole
Current Location: on a chair in a flat round about the 11th floor in margate.
Eye Color: blue (i think)
Hair Color: at the mo pink and black
Height: taller than jamie
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed........but like to wank with the left hand
Your Heritage: not to sure.....me family are sluts...apparently ive got a bit of french in me........must be the small penis
The Shoes You Wore Today: high heels.................dont let jamies mum know!
Your Weakness: being shot in the head
Your Fears: a spider shooting me in the head
Your Perfect Pizza: one with out AIDS on it.........oh yeah and one that comes with a free prostitute
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to eat a pizza....done it!there! im better than you lot already
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: '......................................................'
Thoughts First Waking Up: why am i naked next to a MALE sheep?hope its not under age
Your Best Physical Feature: guess my hair
Your Bedtime: 7.30.....unless i ring mummy and ask if i can stay up till 8.00
Your Most Missed Memory: dont remember
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: none
Single or Group Dates: dates suck.how about group shags???all a date is :moral ground to say 'im getting to know you so i dont feel too much of a slut when i let you do me up the ass later tonite...yes even thou this our 1st date' so lets cut the foreplay in datin and get down to the foreplay!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ice tea good
Chocolate or Vanilla: not bothered
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt .yep
Do you Sing: try.
Do you Shower Daily: every 2 days.i dont smell like all you stinky bastards
Have you Been in Love: thought i was....then i found i just had the shits for a while
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, failed
Do you want to get Married: HELL NO!
Do you belive in yourself: well im here arent i???if i didnt belive in myself i wouldnt exist!fucking crap question
Do you get Motion Sickness: dont know
Do you think you are Attractive: nah!just modest
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: ish
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah!when one happens i run up naked to the highest point and put tin foil around me penis
Do you play an Instrument: ..........................hehe yeah......my cock
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hell yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: hell no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: dont think so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: na
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: why do ya wanna know that????what fuck are they?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: hell yea
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: na
Ever Shoplifted: yeah once but the shop was very heavy
How do you want to Die: shot in the head by a spider.....
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a bit older
What country would you most like to Visit: russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever
Favourite Hair Color: not fussed....but a the mo its redheads all the way!!!
Short or Long Hair: whatever
Height: whatever.....to be hosnest i dont have a 'type' of girl if i like you i like you if i dont the well.....nevermind.
Weight: whatever....as long as she willing and agrees with abortion...then bring them all on!!!god made sex organs so we could fuck! so lets fuck
Best Clothing Style: in a girl?sexy underwear....or nothing
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: loads
Number of Piercings: five
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3......and they were ugly!
CREATE YOUR OWN!no fuck off you cant - or - plays some games instead.GET PAID TO TAKE TO TAKE IT UP THE BUM
oh yeah and mikeeb is amazing. any girls out there reading this add him not me. mikke eis greeeeeeeeeeeeeat 3 weeks runnin
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