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Chris Nefarious

And as I try to find my way, through this ordinary world, I will learn to survive.

About Me

There's too much to go into in this tiny little section. If your really interested...let's talk. I will tell you this though, if you were to fuse the personalities of Kevin James ( lovable big lug) Adam Sandler (Sweet/Average Joe/dorky/funny) and James Gandolphini (intensity, charm/presence).... you'd pretty much get me.
Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results

Warmth |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Aggressiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Liveliness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Dutifulness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Social Assertiveness |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Sensitivity ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Abstractness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Introversion ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Anxiety ||||||||||||||| 42%
Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Independence |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Perfectionism |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Tension |||||||||||| 38% Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)
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You are Neo, from "The Matrix." You
display a perfect fusion of heroism and
compassion.
What Matrix Persona Are You?
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. You scored as Loner.

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


63%

Punk/Rebel


63%

Loner


63%

Stoner


50%

Goth


25%

Geek


19%

Drama nerd


19%

Ghetto gangsta


0%
What's Your High School Stereotype?
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You are a very calm and contemplative person. Others are drawn to your peaceful, nurturing nature.

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Which Ren and Stimpy Character Are You
Ren Hoek
Ren is an asthma-hound chihuahua with a hot temper and psychotic tendencies. He's often abusive towards his best pal Stimpy, but deep down he cares for his friend.

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. You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
Satanism


83%

Christianity


75%

Buddhism


67%

atheism


58%

agnosticism


58%

Islam


50%

Hinduism


46%

Paganism


38%

Judaism


38%
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Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
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You Are From Saturn
You're steady, organized, and determined to achieve your dreams. You tend to play it conservative, going by the rules (at least the practical ones). You'll likely reach the top. And when you do, you'll be honorable and responsible. Focus on happiness. Don't let your goals distract you from fun! Don't be too set in your ways, and you'll be more of a success than you ever dreamed of. What Planet Are You From?
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Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Your cock
What makes you pretty? Your eyes
What makes you loveable? How sensitive you are
What makes you fun? Your positive attitude
What makes you irresistable? You're the complete opposite.
What makes you cute? How affectionate you are
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What South park Person are you?
Kenny
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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 100% The Flash 100% Hulk 90% Superman 80% Robin 70% Supergirl 60% Iron Man 60% Green Lantern 45% Batman 40% Wonder Woman 30% Catwoman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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What Kind Of Metal Are You?

Thrash Metal
Pioneered by Bay Area titans Metallica, Exodus and Slayer, thrash metal was the most extreme act in the 80s. It was known for singer/guitar combos, huge drum sets, and minute-log guitar solos. It is no longer around, but you are a metal hero for loving thrash.
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My Interests

SPORTS, MOVIES, POP CULTURE, ANALYZATION, MUSIC, SARCASM AND MOST IMPORTANTLY....YOU. AKA. (ALL MY FANS OUT THERE ACROSS THE MY SPACE UNIVERSE).

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Music:

Pretty much everything under the sun (New Wave, Classical, 80's, Freestyle, Spanish Rock, R&B) But my love is, was, and always will be HEAVY FUCKING METAL!!!!! Bands and artists that you should know and love are: Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Helloween, Rhapsody, Dream Theater, Suffocation, Savatage, Evergrey, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Anthrax, Slayer, OverKill, Megadeth, Kreator, Exodus, Destruction, Nuclear Assault, Atrophy, Atrocity, Dead Brain Cells, Demolition Hammer, Sepultura, Overdose, Iced Earth, Sacred Reich, Dimmu, Cradle, Hypocrisy, Mnemic, Soilwork, Chimaira, Machine Head, Life of Agony, Snot, System of a Down, In Flames, At The Gates, Dark Tranquility, Therion, Blind Guardian, Virgin Steele, Type O Negative, Storm Troopers of Death, Method of Destruction, Hatrix, The Spudmonsters, Pro-Pain, White Zombie, Gutted, Exhumed, Pungent Stench, Gorefest, Grave, Entombed, Dismember, Killswitch Engage, Mastadon, Gwar, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Napalm Death, Death, Obituary, Malevolent Creation, Bolt Thrower, Brutal Truth, God Forbid, Faith No More, Suicidal Tendencies, Queensryche, Lethal, Danzig, Prong, Chum, Stuck Mojo, Only Living Witness, Sam Black Church, Confusion, Benediction, Staind, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Paw, Nirvana, Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, Embalmer, Immolation, Mortician, Sentenced, Fear Factory, Dragonlord, Cancer, Pestilence, Gor-Guts, Cryptopsy, Dying Fetus, Deicide, Morbid Angel, Souls at Zero, Fahrenheight 451, Incubus, Meshuggah, Strapping Young Lad, Fates Warning, Kings X, Galactic Cowboys, Pantera, Slipknot, Irate, Madball, E-Town Concrete, Vision of Disorder, Opeth, The Gathering, Tapping The Vein, Nightwish, Nightrage, Nevermore, Shadow's Fall, Stabbing Westward, Nine Inch Nails, Papa Roach, Paradise Lost, Geezer, Vader, Sinister, Linkin Park, Kataklysm, Deceased, Into Another, Mudvayne, HIM, Disincarnate and TESTAMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Lightsaber is BlueBlue is often associated with depth and stability.
It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom,
confidence, and truth.

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Movies:

Crash, Stranger than Fiction, Bridge to Terabithia, The Departed, Blood Diamond, Apocalypto, Dead Alive, Batman Begins, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A.I., Constantine, Meet the Fockers, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Acen Ventura 1&2, Daredevil, Hellboy, Star Wars Episodes 3, 4, 5 & 6 The Last Samauri, Kung Fu Hustle, Bruce Lee Flicks, Underworld, Interview with the Vampire, Untamed Heart, Stand By Me, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Blade 1-3, Spiderman 1-3, X-men 1-3, Elf, School of Rock, Donny Darko, Saw 1-3, The Phantom of the Opera, Click etc...etc...etc... too many to name, but I stick mainly to Sci-Fi, Horror and Comedy genres.

Television:

Chappelle's show, South Park, Drawn Together, Family Guy, Mind Of Mencia, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, Will and Grace, Scrubs, King Of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond, House, Animal Planet, The Sopranos, Dexter, Orioles Baseball, Jets and Lions Football, Knicks Basketball and Devils Hockey!! oh and lots and lots or Porn

Books:

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Heroes:

Anyone who shows genuine kindness, acceptance and is true to themselves. My mom, Cal Ripken Jr, Barry Sanders, Martin Brodour, Spidey, Jesus, Annekke Van Giersbergan, Bruce Dickinson, Steve Harris, Devin Townsend, Rich Ward, Bobby Blitz Ellsworth, DD Verni, Dave Lombardo, Tom Araya, Phil Anselmo, Dimebag Darrell Abbot (RIP), Layne Staley (RIP), Chuck Shuldiner (RIP) James Murphy, Steve Digiorgio, Gene Hoglon, Warrel Dane, Jeff Loomis, Van Williams, Chris Barnes, John Tardy, Phil Fasciana, Jason Becker, Marty Friedman, Dave Mustain, Lajon Weatherspoon, Bjork, Brandon Boyd, Alex Webster, James Hettfield (pre Load), Scott Ian, Charlie Benante, Eric Peterson, Cristina Scabbia, Flo Mounier, Igor Cavalera, Criss Oliva, Jon Oliva, Zack Stevens, Chris Caffrey, and of course......... Chuck Billy just to name a few off the top of my head.This is dedicated to my Grandmother who just recently passed away:Nonna Lena, sarai sempre amata e, avendoti conosciuto come noi ti abbiamo conosciuto, tutti noi saremo per sempre commossi. Riposa in pace. " Translated from Italian to English it means:Grandma Lena,You will be forever loved and by knowing you as we did, all of us will be forever touched. Rest in Peace...

My Blog

Spiderman 3 & Type O Negative show review

Spiderman 3 & Type O Negative show review Spiderman 3 As someone who's already seen Spiderman 3 a couple of times I consider myself an expert on the subject at hand. First of all, this film was fa...
Posted by Chris Nefarious on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:03:00 PST

33

33 is normally my favorite number, however yesterday I was horrified to learn that 33... yes 33 people were murdered at the hands of some dude on thr campus of Virgina Tech. It's events such as these ...
Posted by Chris Nefarious on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

Show review Lamb of God/Trivium/Machine Head/Gojira

On our most recent and much deserved night out, Rosie and I made the most of this rare opportunity by going to check out the metal tour that's taking the nation by storm at this ve...
Posted by Chris Nefarious on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:45:00 PST

ode to pudgy

Well my daughter Amaya turns 3 years young today. 3, Tres`, "an offical few" to be exact. How ironinc that we go from the terrible 2's to the tremendously bad 3's. Wasn't it once said that 3 is a...
Posted by Chris Nefarious on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:42:00 PST

Newsflash...Ghost Rider crosses the Bridge to Terabithia

What the fuck you ask? Yeah I know, it's just that it's been a while since I've written a review blog so I figured now would be as good a time as any. This past weekend we went to go see 2 movies at t...
Posted by Chris Nefarious on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:00:00 PST

Morphing into Primal (My stab at a thrash song) hehehe

An unknown force causing masses mass hysteria Incarnate monstosity cuasing stifling dementia All across the land liquid sanguine rains down from the sky Where did our lives go...
Posted by Chris Nefarious on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST

Ode to Number 8

In case you missed it, Cal Ripken JR. has been elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame. Most if not all of you will probably say to yourselves...'so what' or 'I don't like sports', or even ...
Posted by Chris Nefarious on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:13:00 PST

2007 or bust

Wow have I been away from everyone on here or what? It sure seems that way. I hope none of you have taken it personally. You can rest assure that I haven't been living it up and partying. I'...
Posted by Chris Nefarious on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST

Daddy's Bestest friend turns Cinco.

For once I'm going to take a break from my own self loathing and pay tribute to a true inspiration: My daughter Caitlin Brianna Ward who turned 5 years old today. I thought she was cute when I first l...
Posted by Chris Nefarious on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:17:00 PST

December...here we go again.

Is it me or does every December arrive with a depressing thud these days if your an adult?  I remember a long long long time ago when Christmas was a joyous time of year. It was filled ...
Posted by Chris Nefarious on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST