DEAR ALCOHOL |
Dear Alcohol,First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even a...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:53:00 GMT |
POEM FOR THE STRONG LADIES OUT THERE!!! |
A poem for girls...
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkb...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:50:00 GMT |
