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Bessie

I am here for Friends

About Me

I give more milk than any law allows. In the morning I give pasturized. At night I give homogenized.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elsie the Borden cow. Clarabelle the cow. The Milka cow. Any of the Cow Parade cows. The South Park mascot cow.

My Blog

It's ME! Moo!

More faMOOsity!
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:04:00 GMT

Best. Commercial. Ever.

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Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:30:00 GMT

MOO-lah!

I want Emil to buy me one of these:I think it'd be good for my milk money, don't you?
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 22:27:00 GMT

Vroom Vroom!

I bought a new motor toy!It's a Cow-asaki!-=-=-=-There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing. The farmer noti...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:33:00 GMT

Still Hoofin' But Others Are Feeling Cuddy

I was over on LiveJournal earlier today and so many friends seem to be at a crossroad in their grassy fields. Problems with friends stuck in the Middle East, problems within their church, problems in ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 18:26:00 GMT

I'm FaMOOus!

Living out of a suitcase so much, I didn't realize that I was so faMOOus. I've posted some pictures of myself that I found on the internet and they can be found over on my LiveJournal that I keep. How...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:58:00 GMT

Decisions, decisions

I can't decide if I like LJ better or MySpace better so I'm going to use both for a little while. So I guess I can also be found grazing at http://bessimoo.livejournal.com/profile or http://bessimoo.l...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 13:30:00 GMT

As green as the grass I eat

I wish I was as famous and successful as them!
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 10:34:00 GMT

My friend, Wayne Newton

I was just a calf at the time, but Wayne Newton came Sandusky once. He saw me at the fair when I was entered in a bovine contest (I'm not too COWard to admit that it was my first tournament and I was ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 13:32:00 GMT

My Song

BESSIE THE HEIFERRecorded by: "Little" Jimmy DickensWriter: Boudleaux Bryant and Jimmy DickensMy daddy gave a calf to meFor a Christmas present onceI picked a little heifer out'Cause both of us were r...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:35:00 GMT