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i am in my second year studying economics at sheffield university but otherwise i live in loughborough when im not giving it the big one up north. even though i...

am lazy have a bad haircut wear trampy clothes am a compulsive liar am sarcastic can be very immature enjoy listening to take that and n'sync

...i have somehow managed to end up with the best girlfriend in the world...

...i mean she even cooks me pancakes
and alka seltzer when my tummy aches
if that ain't love then i don't know what love is

likes: spending money i dont have in itbox, curry club on thurs nights, praising emile heskey, my girlfriend-she makes me who i am, taking noel to the cleaners, meeting strange characters, dwight yorke, all my mates not gonna name them all, winning at the dogs, raping people at pool, sarcasm, sick jokes, take that, smell of petrol, silver, the feeling you get when your all in at poker, sexism, watching leicester win, maaagic, driving on long straight roads, making long pots at snooker/pool, cheesy music, banter with mates, dominoes pizzahates: losing at the dogs, losing at pool, watching leicester lose, chavs, andy murray, really crap jokes, the feeling you get when you've just lost a big hand at poker, being snookered, derby and forest, chocolate milkshake, burger king chips, racism, being told what to do, pidgeons, des o'connor, sly people who check raise, boy racers, loose women, cheese and onion, the ginger one from girls aloud, cold mornings, exams, essays, feeling guilty
one day i will be a business angel like richard farleigh or a vegas card dealer, i will take either both.