mistervera

Raised by a respectable family of long haired, pink backed zigee monkeys, I found myself alienated in later life by my monkey family as i had become friends with people from Dundee. No longer could the monkeys understand my verbal communications. They had no idea what a "peh" was or an "ingin bridie", ken what eh mean? I have, over the last few years, resumed contact with the pink backed zigee monkey tribe and am currently waiting for my back hair to become long enough so that I can apply a coat of rich Hot Pink shoe spraypaint to it. I have also shaved my bottom in prepartion for this great day. This, along with my extra long monkey arms will surely see me sneak back into their gang and hopefully pull me a female monkey bitch or two. Have you seen the things those lady monkeys get up to? Pure unreal like, ken?
How will the monkeys react now that i have become fully immersed in Hip Hop culture?
Will they be civilised enough to appreciate my Wild Style burners?
Will they have the ability to comprehend the complex rhytym of my flare scratching and beat juggling madness?
Will they be able to learn intricate floorwork and become part of my tribute to the D.S.F (Dundee Street Force - the first breakin crew that i was involved with)?
As Mayor Koch said - "time will tell"