Ralfie

Born in South Africa & moved to Lake Oswego when I was 9. Since then, I've been pimpin ho's and doing stuff tuph. I attend George Fox University and play tennis here. People on my team address me as captain cuz that's just how I roll. I only associate myself with thugs, who enjoy: shotgunning, beer ponging, dressing for occasion [mostly intramurals], spittin game, C-walking, shooting up tha neighborhood, and getting crunk. "I'll also be your friend, unless you have an STD." WARNING: I'm one of the craziest mofo's you'll ever meet, so if you can't hang or take the heat...you should probably go home. I'll outdrink you, probably. If you haven't seen me in my underwear yet, you probably will in your lifetime. But also, I have a sensitive side...so don't be fooled by all the thug lingo. I won't refuse to hug it out...or put my belly on ya, all you gotta do is ask [wish granted]. Oh, and don't take it as an offense if I try to pee on you...its only becuz "I don't even like inside." If I were to ever ask you for some hellllllllp, my guess is that it's probably serious. Other than that, I'm pretty normal :)