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2 guy..s from Arkansas go into a bar,and they buy drinks for everybody in the place.They..re celebrating and whooping it up,slapping everyone on the back.SO the bartender says,"What are you whooping i...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 15:14:00 GMT

why cant girls figger this out

 A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The> amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.> > The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are> a storybook myth. I'm  a one-wish ge...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:12:00 GMT

bad ass

IF YOU DELETE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART... BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He tol...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 06:44:00 GMT

life

There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.T...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:22:00 GMT

funny


Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 23:28:00 GMT

funny stuff

If Myspace Was Real Life .... Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world. You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8. 19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 00:24:00 GMT

damn

You Have a Choleric Temperamenthttp://images.blogthings.com/whattempermentareyou quiz/choleric.jpg" height="100" width="100">You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.Unsatis...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 23:50:00 GMT

funny shit here

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Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:01:00 GMT

jokes

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?A. A navel....
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:06:00 GMT

funny

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.""Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies."...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:23:00 GMT