Richard was a boy
who fell down a well
and died. and went to
heaven.
And met Elvis Presley.
Richard and the king
became best friends
and plotted to overthrow
God. When their plan was
discovered, they were exiled
to L.A.
To this day, they make
cheap B-movies
and talk in fake spanish
accents
and Richard refuses to
drink from wells but doesn't
get sick from tapwater,
cause he's already dead.
The end.
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Member Since: 3/11/2006
Band Members: Brigid Fitch
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