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About Me

Hi, I'm Johnny Kram.I am actually 15 years old but I look way older than 35 with my awesome stach' In my childhood, I was raised by wolves and Bruce Lee. Bruce taught me many things and one of those things was to kickass. The US Military hired me to kick commie ass. Besides kicking commie ass, I like to play electric guitar on high volumes to make everyone in the world wake up. Did I mention that I kickass? Because I do.Many guys wanna know my secret, they ask me "Johnny, how do you get so many hot babes?" And I just reply with "I kick the nearest guys ass" and there like "Johnny, your my hero *cry*" than I kick there ass for being such girls.Now I'm at El Toro High School in Lake Forest, dealing justice everyday with my feet and nunchucks.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, than kick your ass.

My Blog

PUNK ROCK SUCKS SO BAD!!!

Aright, so I'm watching Monster Garage because it kicks so much ass. Watching Monster Garage makes me wanna pop like the biggest boner ever seen, its so fucking awesome, literally. Than the worst thin...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Dec 2004 17:13:00 GMT

Screwed some guy's girlfriend, as usual.

I was walking down the street and this guy and his super hot girlfriend were just standing there, giving me looks. I swore this guy was trying to pick a fight with me, so I flipped out and broke his f...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Dec 2004 17:51:00 GMT

Teachers=Nazis

It was a pretty good day at school until ..... my teacher asked for my homework. Now I invented an explanation, I told him I was on a mission from the military to Canada, trying to figure out why tho...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Dec 2004 15:39:00 GMT