Finn takes his first steps! Saturday, October 18, 2008!
Top 10 Quotes from THE BIG LEBOWSKI
to use in your everyday life
10. That rug really tied the room together.
9. Shut the fuck up, Donny.
8. That fucking bitch...
7.Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
6. What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
5. Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
4. Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
3. Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking whore....
2. I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
1. Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
Honorable Mentions
I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug.
This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
Beaver? Uhhhh, you mean vagina...?
Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam? You're enterting a world of pain.
This is a private residence, man!
Not jewish, I'm fucking Tevye
The list could go on and on... but I'll stop here.