Tidbit of Senility |
So I'm scooping out the cat litter box last night, and I suddenly realized it was almost midnight and I had to return a couple of DVD's.I jumped into my shoes, grabbed the dvd's and raced to my car. I...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:26:00 GMT |
The good, the bad, the batshit crazy |
In general, I don't use this space to vent about things that REALLY bother me. I may gripe about the olds, or some stupid ghetto situation, but i usually am over the negative feelings within a few ho...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:47:00 GMT |
A tale of two Kitties |
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.....or something like that. Everyone who's anyone knows that my kitty (Kitteh) has been with us for a year now. We rescued his furry butt and brough...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:55:00 GMT |
Perhaps I have become ghetto-ized. And I don't mean ghetto fabulous. |
I am beginning to see some things as "normal" And that worries me. For example.... In the drive thru, waiting to get my morning caffeine jolt, I am approched by a man wearing a red jacquard ball cap,...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 07:33:00 GMT |
I always wanted a boyfriend who wears a shower cap in public |
There is something to be said for a little flirtation. Let's say you are at the grocery store or the bank or at a restaurant, and the cashier/teller/waiter(ress) gives you a smile or makes a little ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:55:00 GMT |
For the ladies, religious or not. |
I have a buddy on Etsy whose shop centers around vagina and all things divinly female. She and I have become great pals, and she recently shared with me a request that she got for a custom painting. I...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 09:23:00 GMT |
the bullshit factor |
i can't speak for any of you, but personally, i see and put up with a LOT of bullshit at work. I have had senior citizens lecture me, pray over me, scream at me, spit on me and fart in my office. I ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:51:00 GMT |
The BMV lady saw my vagina |
Did you ever go to the BMV ( ok, ok, Secretary of State for my Michiganders), or to the library or the post office or....well just anywhere really and encounter a very harrassed, very stern, very UNH...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:59:00 GMT |
Manna comes in many forms |
Man, I miss the dollar Whopper. Remember the dollar whopper? Seems to me that every summer, BK used to run that special. A whopper for a buck. Or sometimes it was two for two dollars. Man, there...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:55:00 GMT |
scrapplin for quarters |
I have officially seen it all.
The pepsi machine at work is notorious for gobbling up quarters and then smugly refusing to give you a soda.
Somehow a trend began where the victim of gobbled ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:54:00 GMT |
