I GO TO WORK, I GO TO SCHOOL, i LIKE TO SLEEP PRETTY FUCKIN BASIC.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: illarious666
Birthday: my mom and the authorities are trying to figure that one out
Birthplace: My moms dark butt hole, naw jk. a fleet of storks dropped my fat ass off in chink town ROSEMEAD
Current Location: masteurbating while filling out stupid ass surveys
Eye Color: I am so fucking blind that my eye color doesn't even matter anymore, all i know is that i hate garden gorillas adn swamp ninjas
Hair Color: Dark and nappy like nigger pubes
Height: 5'9 and hung like an Asian mosquito
Right Handed or Left Handed: I will take either one you want to please me with
Your Heritage: Raggetone
The Shoes You Wore Today: I didn't wear any shoes today i let Jesus carry me and did you know he likes long walks on the beach
Your Weakness: water
Your Fears: I had a dream that i was being chased by Lexington Steels foot long penis
Your Perfect Pizza: Would be while getting my prostate milked
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would love to score a goal against Ronaldinho
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Backdoor guests are always the best
Thoughts First Waking Up: How am i going to handle this huge erection
Your Best Physical Feature: My Latin Foreskin
Your Bedtime: is usually shared spooning with Michael Jackson
Your Most Missed Memory: All of the ones that Marijuana stole from me
Pepsi or Coke: Tamarindo and Sperm but not together that would taste weird i would think
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, i eat hairy Virgina
Single or Group Dates: Dates give me the runs and so do prunes..They Do
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: MR. T
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate because black chicks have purple beef curtains
Cappuccino or Coffee: I would love to cap all chinos
Do you Smoke: Meat cigars
Do you Swear: I swear by the moon and the stars and the sky, I'll be there for better or worse till death do us part I'll love you with every piece of my heart
Do you Sing: I just sang I'll be there bye All 4 one in the above question
Do you Shower Daily: I try to shower but i end up jacking off and falling asleep in the tub
Have you Been in Love: Thankfully God attached my wiener to my body and that makes it really easy to be in a relationship where i can beat my spouse(Penis)
Do you want to go to College: are You gonna give me a ride?
Do you want to get Married: I thought i was doing a survey, stop trying to get fresh with me
Do you belive in yourself: Have you ever stabbed your poo while trying to wipe your ass?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Asian drivers make me wanna throw up
Do you think you are Attractive: I have no gag reflex
Are you a Health Freak: My taste buds are unfortunately in the back of my throat
Do you get along with your Parents: When the court lets me see them
Do you like Thunderstorms: Who the fuck likes thunderstorms, that shit is scary, sure thunderstorms are cool
Do you play an Instrument: Yes i do, the meat flute( i can play 2 at a time)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no but my priest makes me drink Jesus juice
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah i have...ssshhh dont tell my mom
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No are you fucking retarded..shhh don't tell my mom
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No but i bought weed from a dude who kept staring at me...ssshhh don't tell my mom
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes to check out Milfs and Gilfs and the occasional Dilfs
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No but i ate ten dollars worth of pan( mexican sweetbread)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I went down on a dirty Jap
In the past month have you been on Stage: I circled jerked with some buddy's to some shemale porn. what do you mean by stage?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No but one time i was really into scat and roman showers
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I weigh 300lbs, their is no skinny in my dip but their is a whole lot of scary
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hearts, only hearts
Ever been Drunk: I drank Jesus juice and the priest made me confess on my knees
Ever been called a Tease: No but I've been paid to keep my clothes on
Ever been Beaten up: Ask my crouch about the gallon of Vaseline
Ever Shoplifted: Hearts, only hearts
How do you want to Die: At a buffet with jimmy buffet on a tuffet while eating some curds and whey
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am already grown up so i guess i will work at Home Depot forever
What country would you most like to Visit: I would love to visit all of the Cunt Trees of the world
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: lifeless
Favourite Hair Color: bloody
Short or Long Hair: most of it ripped out by struggling
Height: 6 feet under when im thru with the bitch
Weight: In gold
Best Clothing Style: Tworn clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: I have been forcefed many
Number of CDs I own: None but ask me how many i've downloaded sshh..dont tell the feds
Number of Piercings: 4 visible 3 barbells in my shaft and a 6 gage on my dick lip
Number of Tattoos: None but i leave skid marks in my underwear
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just one, being born damn my mom and her failed abortions
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET naked TO TAKE SURVEYS!i love jessica =)
