Gene

emptying my brain, writing about how dreadfully dull my life can be, complaining about girls, watching amusing homemade music videos of goofy fat kids lip-synching to gay europop bands, pushing people into the snow, avoiding the rain, driving, red sox, fine wining and dining, loving women, watching movies based on my favorite childhood fantasy books, neurobiology, hording pirated movies, seeing new places (but not traveling), finding dollar bills in my customarily empty wallet, watching old episodes of transformers or new episodes of kickass animes, wearing collared shirts (but no tie), being a candid camera whore, hating fat lazy slobs like myself, listening to any and all genres of music except opera and country (which is slowly catching up to me), playing with clickable pens, getting addicted to rpgs, clubbing and boozing when i can afford it, ridiculing people i dislike, hating hypocritical bastards like myself, helping people who need it, cutting people open in the future as a full-time job, winning money when gambling, dancing like i'm in a boy band while in the comforts and privacy of my own home, eating your momma's home cooking, trying to remember cool quotations but completely forgetting them by the time you can actually use them, being a musical child of the 80s, striving to become more cultured and bourgeois, growing increasingly disenchanted with the state of this country, the universe, and the microcosm that is my life, skiing, buying trendy new clothes for my uncool ass...